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[willglazing]

"brat tamer will smith hockey" girl WHAT

-> brat enabler will smith hockey

-> brat encourager will smith hockey

-> brat enjoyer will smith hockey

[nerdpoe]

Danny's blood is valuable, and any occultist would kill to get their hands on it.

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It's why the GIW is so desperate to lock down Amity Park, why they're so desperate to capture any ghost they find. They say it's for experimentation, because like hell are they gonna let the mayor or the Fentons know what it can be used for.

All the ghosts they capture are in containment wards, for their and everyone else's safety.

The blood of any being from the Infinite Realms is a 100% guaranteed method of getting a god's attention, of getting them to agree to do what someone wants.

The blood of an Infinite Realms being can be used for incredibly destructive purposes, as gods will literally do almost anything for a taste of it.

The GIW used to let the humans of Amity Park leave, but after multiple medical checkups, realized that Liminal blood was almost as good as Ghost blood.

Now, no one is allowed to leave Amity Park, full stop.

John Constantine has been contacted via magic by a girl named Samantha Manson, desperate for someone Justice League affiliated to save them.

But the more John looks into the town, looks into what the GIW is actually doing, he realizes this is just more shitty luck for him; because he actually agrees with the GIW.

Infinite Realms Denizen blood is a rarity so rare it's considered a myth, and effective enough to make Darkseid bend his knee for it.

It's way too dangerous for Amity Parkers to leave; they'd be hunted and killed, and the world would suffer for it.

John...John let the kid know. That he'd be helping the GIW and creating wards around the town, so that no one could leave.

This makes things very awkward when Phantom, of all things, manages to leave somehow, and from his skewed perspective (because apparently John didn't explain well enough and the GIW didn't explain at all) get John on trial for expulsion from the Justice League Dark, all while his idiot coworkers are trying to break into Amity Park to "free" the people inside.

[white-boy-hell]

i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him

[autogeneratedkahootnickname]

A storytelling moment I love in Glass Onion is the throat spray. It works in the metanarrative as an excuse to not have any of the actors wear masks despite the setting, but it works in story too.

We're assuming this is set in late 2020 due to the Among Us popularity, so we're looking at peak first wave pandemic. The fact Miles has a throat spray that can, through some magic, stop the transmission of Covid for at least 4 days at the height of its spread, and the fact that, evidently, he has made no effort to mass distribute it, means either

1. This thing hasn't passed FDA approval and Miles still felt comfortable giving it to his 'friends', foreshadowing his apathy towards regulation and safety standards with Klear.

2. He's a selfish arsehole.

Both work.

[feralmalkavian]

Look the way some of y'all are getting real pushy and weird about Occtis Being A Virgin is far out of line.

Like, don't get me wrong, go nuts in your fanfic or ship art, let your freak flag fly, that's what fanwork is for! But can we not try actively push sexual headcanons and ships at these people who are at the end of the day doing their job creating a story that we get the privilege of enjoying?? Or at the very least not get overdramatic when they go 'nope, not important'???

Because some folks here are acting as if Virginity is either a character flaw to be fixed or a holy shipping grail to be bestowed. Alex going "Hey folks my recently deceased 20something dude who's deeply involved in horrific socio-political shit and who's being actively hunted by one of the most powerful factions in the game isn't exactly thinking about sex rn." has some of you all acting like it's the end of the world and it's kind of horrific in it's weird parasocial 'need' to know and also that seeming need for your personal headcanons to Be Correct About The Character 💀

You can ship whatever you want and get as wild with it as you want, but maybe remembering that the cast are still people who may actively be uncomfortable with what you're doing is not a bad idea.

[bonniesbow-tie]

Okay, but can I just talk about how much I hate the whole "I hope Will chooses himself and works on his self acceptance" stuff Byler antis say?

Like, seriously, I'm tired of the queer character always "choosing themselves" or realizing "they don't need romantic love" while every straight person in a 40 mile radius around them is in a relationship. I want to see, for the first time, the queer character that is the winner, that gets what he originally wanted and that it makes him happy. I want a happy Will, and that is a Will with Mike as his boyfriend.

Giving him a random boyfriend or making him "choose himself instead of his love for Mike" would be such lazy writing and just a massive slap in the face to those who wanted to see a queer character finally succeed in their romantic goals without needing to change targets or remain single.

[miles-crow]

can we please see what on earth the giant wooden human looked like?

Yes, we can, but only a part of it, because ✨composition✨

Concept art, to help you identify the horses:

Bonus meme :)

All the horse designs can be found here