#inccorectquotes

[bloodyslides]

just Jay being relatable

[deetzblog]

Charles: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Barbara: what if it bites me and it dies?

Adam: that means you're poisonous

Lydia: what if it bites itself and I die?

Beetlejuice: That's voodoo

Lydia and Beetlejuice: but what if we bite eachother and neither of us die?

Delia: that's kinky.

[sweetnsaltypotato]

Coffee

Patton: Virgil, I really think you shouldn't drink anymore coffee.

Virgil: Coffee cures depression.

Patton: It really doesn't.

Virgil: More expresso less depresso

[bloodyslides]

i have to wake up for work at 6:00am and i was bored, please (i can’t draw muscular bodies my apologies)

[deetzblog]

Lydia, at some point:

I crave a McDeath.

[singinginthedark123]

Peter: I ate Barry

Tony: Who's Barry?

Peter: He wanted me to pat him but I ate him instead.

Tony: Peter? Who the hell is Barry you didn't eat a person did you?

Peter: He was a cake

Tony: You're meant to eat cake?

Peter: He had emotional issues he needed my support, I can't believe I just ate him

[many-gay-magpies]

Stray Kids as sh*t I've heard at school

Felix: I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% that risk for heart disease because of my parents.

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Changbin: (about Hyunjin) Hes like thREE FEET TALLER THAN ME-

Seungmin: Well, so is everything else, so...

Changbin: ...Fair. that's fair.

Jisung: Just tell your pituitary gland to kick it up a notch.

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Felix: I wish i could get payed to be emotionally distraught.

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Minho: Watch out world, Im legally blind AND a pervert!

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Jisung: (To Chan) You look like a cadavorous cave-dweller.

Chan: That is... the greatest roast I have ever heard.

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Felix: (to the tune of Final Countdown) ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN-- dududu du,, dududu dudu, duduDUD--

Hope ya enjoyed it

[hanahaki-johnnyghost-blog]

incorrect VT quote

Toast:sir do you have any British in you?

Ghost:nope

Toast: would like too?

Ghost:*blushes* shut up Johnny!