#incorect cod quotes

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Soap: You broke Rivera’s nose.

Ghost: *silence*

Soap blows out a huff: He said I looked good in uniform.

Ghost mumbling: He said it weird.

Soap: You punched a guy over a compliment?

Ghost: He was looking at you like—

*He stopped himself*

Soap: Like what?

Ghost: …Nothing.

*The medic in the room sighs while wrapping gauze around his knuckles*

Medic mumbling: You know people usually act this insane when they’re into someone.

Ghost glaring: Good thing I’m not

Medic: Right

A pause.

Ghost to Soap who’s busy glaring at him from the side of the room: Did he flirt with you again, after I left?

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*Ghost and Soap’s first meeting*

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Soap barges in Price’s office and quickly blurts out before leaving: I think I’m a lesbian

Price who’s briefing Ghost on some basics before starting: …

Ghost: Is he-

Price sighing while rubbing his temples: …Yes he’s wearing a kilt-

Ghost: … Is the lesbian single.

Gaz to Price whose presence in the office is unbeknownst to any of them: You’d think the kilt would’ve been a turn off.

Ghost still staring at the door: Question. Lesbian. Single?

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Soap: I could be your loser husband, do you ever think of that?

Ghost: I don’t care about any losers, sergeant.

Soap: I could be your trophy wife, do you ever think of that.

Ghost takes a deep breath: You’re no trophy-

Soap: I’ll let you shine me and I’ll personally stack myself on the shelf.

Price leaving after ears dropping outside the door: Why did I even think they’d be talking about anything else

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Ghost: This is going to go south so quickly

Gaz trying to lighten up the mood: I’m like 80% sure this won’t explode on us

Soap carrying some mini bombs he crafted with the new recruits: Either way there’ll be an explosion, and-

Gaz: You’re here for it, yes yes we know

Soap putting on some protective equipment: I’m shitting on the consequences this time.

Ghost taking out his phone: The blame will not fall on me this time, fuck this.

Gaz: Are we gonna ignore Graves who’s strapped in surrounded by the bombs…

Price: WHERE THE FUCK IS GRAVES AND WHY IS MY OFFICE FILLED WITH SMOKE

Graves: IF YOU DON’T HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON AND EXPLODE ME RIGHT NOW.

PRICE: DYING WILL NOT SAVE YOU THIS TIME USONOFABITCH

Soap: Should I-

Ghost: No you are not gonna strap Price as well.

Gaz struggling to hold Price away from getting to Graves: That could be an option

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Soap: Remember that time-

Ghost: I crave your affection, but 1 crave your silence even more- shut up.

Price in the room: Soap, buddy…

Soap: I’m so in love with him

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Price: You always seem troubled, Ghost

Ghost staring at Soap: Mhm

Price: You’ve been dozing off lately. You okay?

(Ghost still staring at Soap)

Price: Okay-

Ghost: Did you know Soap always tippy toes while talking to someone

Price: Wha- No?

Ghost: That’s cause you don’t deserve him, NONE OF YOU

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I’m sorry for ever looking at you

GAWD