Aug 4, 2025
Barty: Regulus and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Regulus: We what.
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Barty: Regulus and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Regulus: We what.
* at a party *
Regulus: are you drunk?
Barty: no
Regulus: good-
Barty: I accidentally took ecstasy though
Regulus: putting Taylor's version in your name isn't a personality trait
Barty:
Regulus: dont-
Barty: you have it in yours
Regulus: hush.
Regulus: I'm baby
Regulus: But like don't treat me like one or I'll beat you up.
Barty: I noticed we've slowly started to phase the 'B' out of our bromance.
Regulus, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean yeah, I guess...
regulus: this coffee is bitter... like my soul... i need something black... like my soul... it’s cold... like my soul...
barty: please shut the fuck up
Regulus: I'm such a bad person but in a funny way. Like I'm inviting my best friend and my boyfriend who hate each other to go bowling for my birthday just to see how they interact. Hopefully they fight.
Regulus (about Barty): I mean, ask anyone. We're close.
James: Yes, Barty and my husband sometimes have sleepovers.
James: In my bed.
James: With me in it.
James: 😐😐