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Brendan: Ah yes the two genders acro bike and mach bike

Red: Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing *pans camera to all the other male protags*

Ethan, Brendan, Lucas, Hilbert, Nate, Calem, Elio, and Victor: Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.

All the male protage: *shake their heads in unison*

Lisia: PLEASE revoke your "no swearing” rule.

Wallace: Why?

Brendan, from the other room: Well that really DILLS my PICKLE!

[at a sleepover]

Lisia: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Lisa: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Wally: Something illegal.

May: Go out with a bang and max all my credit cards.

Tate: Accept my fate.

Brendan: Kill my enemies knowing they won’t have a chance to try to get revenge.

Chaz: I would message ten people saying that if they don’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

May: What?

Lisia: How did you get in here-

Wally: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

Tate: Ruh Roh!

Brendan: Zoinks!

Lisia: Jinkies!

May: Jeepers!

Wally: FUCK!

Lyra: I’ll speak Kalosian between your legs.

Red, signing: That’s... the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Nate: I’m just picturing someone screaming ‘BONJOUR!’ at a penis.

Brendan: SACRÉ BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Gloria: TITTY CROISSANTS

Calem: Literally none of you should be having sex, ever.

Calem: Or speaking Kalosian for that matter.

Brendan: You pick a sound, you pick a rhyme

Tate: Repeat that sound another time

Lisa: Five iambs, then an extra beat’ll do ya,

Lisia: Another rhyme, a rising note

May: Congratulations you just wrote

Wally: Another god damn verse to Hallelujah

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