#incorrect red

[jasonsthunderthighs]

*Ordering cake on the phone*

Bakery: What would you like your cake to say?

Kori: *covers phone* Do we want a talking cake?

Roy: Obviously

*Sound of despair from Jason*

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Lyra: I haven’t cried in weeks.

Blue:

Red:

Blue: Pretty sure you cried earlier cuz you accidentally stepped on your azumarill’s tail.

Lyra, tearing up: She didn’t deserve that, I betrayed her trust!

Red: *Patting Lyra’s back*

[phantomlordreshiram]

Red: Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing *pans camera to all the other male protags*

Ethan, Brendan, Lucas, Hilbert, Nate, Calem, Elio, and Victor: Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.

All the male protage: *shake their heads in unison*

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Silver: Hey, Red, I have a question.

Red: *opens his mouth*

Lyra: No one ever asks Red, common rule in the house.

Red: *closes his mouth*

Blue: You idiot! You absolute fool! Now we’ll never know how Red sounds!!

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Lyra: I’ll speak Kalosian between your legs.

Red, signing: That’s... the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Nate: I’m just picturing someone screaming ‘BONJOUR!’ at a penis.

Brendan: SACRÉ BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Gloria: TITTY CROISSANTS

Calem: Literally none of you should be having sex, ever.

Calem: Or speaking Kalosian for that matter.

[phantomlordreshiram]

Leaf, recording Red and Blue: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, kissing each other cause they are gay!

[xiaohongbao]

qiana: hello, nice to meet you, this is my girlfriend jinny and her girlfriend xiu who also my girlfriend and my girlfriend ivy and her girlfriend betty who is also my girlfriend and betty’s girlfriend alyce who is also my girlfriend and alyce’s girlfriend lulu who is also also my girlfriend