#incorrect dialogues

[godly-feh-edits]

Ash was so based saying this 🐮✨

Also for the record, I don't celebrate April Fools 🥰

[tadhannahj]

Blackbeard: Are you ready to commit?

Stede: like a crime or a relationship?

Blackbeard: . . . both works for me

[shadycharade]

(at Gin's funeral)

Ikkaku: Man, I hate funerals. I never know what to say.

Yumichika (whispering): Well, just say "I'm sorry for your loss", and move on.

Ikkaku, to Rangiku: Rangiku, I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

[avatarofthejongerrymartin]

I'm having too much fun with this dialogue generator

[notyourtypicalninja]

Incorrect Dialogues :

Sakura: What's a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Sasuke: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Naruto: Smad.

[claymoredaisuki]

Incorrect Dialogues (Miata, Clarice)

Miata and Clarice are on their way to the Holy City of Rabona to capture Galatea

Miata: *sucking Clarice’s boobs* Mama... Mama...

Clarice: *blushing furiously* M-miata... D-don’t bite... Ahh~

Yoma 1: *eyes popping out* OMG are they having sex outside??

Yoma 2: *jaws dropping out* One of them is significantly younger than the other. Holy crap, don’t tell me it’s incest??

Awakened being 3: *nosebleed gushing out* Damn, that’s so hardcore. What’s the world coming to? Should we attack?

Awakened being 4: *grinning creepily* Oh boy, what a rare sight! We can afford to wait and attack after the show’s ended.

Clarice: *panting* M-miata... I think... I think we should... S-stop... Ahh~ We’ll... be discovered...

Miata: *stops sucking boobs* Mama... *glares in the Yoma&AB direction* It’s all your fault that I can’t continue!!! I’m going to kill you!!!

Yoma&AB gang: Eh? The show’s finished? (the next second) AHHHHHHH!!!! (gets killed by Miata)

Meanwhile, in the Rabona city.

Galatea: *using Yoki Sensing* I sense a strong Yoki aura in the east direction and I can feel that the intensity of that warrior’s fury... I also sense an extremely weak Yoki aura next to her. That person is feeling very... Embarrassed?? *facepalm* Are these 2 warriors really 大丈夫...

> not sure what kind of writing this falls under so I’m just going to call it “incorrect dialouges” lol

> 大丈夫 means ok in Japanese

> there wasn’t any mature content going on XD the Yoma&AB just had very active imaginations

[shadycharade]

Hisagi: *sneezes in high-pitch*

Kira: Damn, you sneeze like a girl.

Hisagi: Yeah? Then how about I pound you like a boy?

*SILENCE*

Hisagi: Aight, that didn't come out right.

Kira: No take-backs!

[shadycharade]

Ichigo: See, I'm trying to juggle family life and work life.. But I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

Renji: Quit your job. Easy.

Grimmjow: Kill your family. Easy-peasy.