#incorrect jesper

[grishaverse-said]

Kaz, about Wylan: We're getting someone new in the group.

Nina: Are we stealing them?

Jesper: New or used?

Kaz: Wonderful responses, both of you.

[on-the-outside]

kaz: im not injured, i was lightly stabbed

jesper: im sorry, you were stabbed?

kaz: lightly stabbed

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Wylan: Oooh, a train! Jesper: We’re in a train station, Wy.

[grishaverse-said]

Jesper: Welcome to my very first vlog, where I try different hair products! Jesper: *sprays hairspray in his mouth* Jesper: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

[grishaverse-said]

Jesper: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

[grishaverse-said]

Jesper: I'm not that stupid! Inej: You literally ate the wax from a babybel. Jesper: KAZ TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

[grishaverse-said]

Jesper: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game. And I'm winning.

[grishaverse-said]

Jesper: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Kaz: Jesper, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.