#incorrect soc

[five-of-cr]

another soc textpost?? ft. really cool kuwei art from @medievalatkinson [x]

<- part 12 || part 14 -> and other crows nonsense here

[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Y/N, mimicking Kaz: Y/N, what are you doing?

Kaz: *Walking up behind Y/N* Y/N, what are you doing?

Y/N: I conjured him.

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[graaaaaayy]

i am BACK with another round of - the crows as dumb shit my friends have said

Kaz : blackmail is good mail

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Jesper : It smells like daddy issues in here

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Wylan : I need to put my bones in the washing machine

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Nina : you can’t go into the corner of shame when you have no shame

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Matthias : look at them suburbs. wow. so exotic

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Inej : you KNOW holding in the sarcasm gives me indigestion

[action-and-echo]

Nina forcibly employs herself as a couples’ counsellor for her friends when she is in Ketterdam. Only Jesper ever asked for this.

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Nina: Wylan. We all know why I’m here.

Wylan: Um, yeah? So you don’t have to pay for a hotel.

Nina: tsk tsk tsk. No, I come before you today to address why you leave Jesper starved every morning—

Wylan: What-

Jesper: Listen to her, she’s really good.

Nina: Do you think you skip kisses and breakfast each morning because your job is more important to you than your husband? Is Jesper just a given to you?

Wylan: He sleeps until noon! He comes over on my lunch break!

Nina: You’re avoiding the question.

Jesper: Yeah, Wylan. Why won’t you share the most important meal of the day with me, huh? We ALL know lunch ranks THIRD.

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Nina: I can see something is wrong. Is there something bothering you, Inej?

Inej: …he promised me he’d be home at three last night. When the club closed. He came back at six am.

Nina: Wooooow Kaz, what could you possibly have to say for yourself?

Kaz: YOU took me out. Nina. I SAID I was going home and you SAID you told Inej I was drinking with you until sunrise because of some Ravkan army tradition that I know does not exist—

Nina: Excuses, excuses.

[variousfandomthoughts]

Wylan: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Jesper: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[vik-the-prik]

Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.

Mathias: Okay.

-later-

Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-

Wylan: ?? Thank? You??

Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.

[six-of-crows-again]

Probably, at some point

Wylan: I'm going to steal your watch.

Kaz: No, you won't.

Wylan: *actually grabs his watch*

Kaz: *swats Wylan's hand with his cane*

Jesper: *grabs Kaz's wallet*

Kaz: Wait, what-

Jesper and Wylan: *hauling their asses out of there*

Kaz:

Kaz:

Kaz:

Kaz: Did I really just get robbed?

Inej: Yes.