Sep 24, 2023
Tim: Go to Hell
Jon, tearing up: I wish I could
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Tim: Go to Hell
Jon, tearing up: I wish I could
tfw he doesn't remember your bonding moment:
*Lance playing with Keith's hair*
Keith: Stop it Lance. You're ruining my reputation.
Lance: Then get off my lap.
Keith: no.
Pidge, bursting into Lance’s bedroom: LANCE
Lance, emerging from under the covers, cracking one eye open: What?
Pidge: Keith dissapeared! We can’t find him anywhere!
Lance: eh, i’m sure he’s fine
Pidge: No, you idiot, you don’t understand! He’s missing! We think he took an escape pod! Do you know where he might be?
Keith, emerging from under the covers beside Lance, mumbling sleepily: Mmm, Lance, come back here, it’s cold without you
Pidge:
Pidge: oh my god
Lance: Look i’m sure there’s an explana-
Pidge: MY EYES
***
Allura: Did you find the Red Paladin??
Pidge: …Yeah. He was with Lance.
Hunk: More like, under him.
Shiro:
Shiro: Oh God, FINALLY-
Pidge: Allura, you wouldn’t happen to have any eye bleach, would you?
Keith: hey babe. do u wan-
Lance: (singing) stop! don't talk to me. you loser, lamo wannabe!
Keith: I- you think im a "loser, lamo, wannabe."
Keith: I thought you said I was cool.
Lance: Babe. you are cool. im just joki-
Keith: ShIrO! lance called me a "loser, lamo, wannabe." I don't think he likes me anymore.
Shiro: ...
Shiro: he's your boyfriend Keith.
Lance: Keith do you want to know your gay name
Keith: my... gay name?
Lance: it’s your first name-
Keith: haha very funny
Lance *gets down on one knee*:-and my last name
Keith: oh my god
Shiro: How long have you been sleeping with Keith?
Lance: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity; Keith is my leader, technically. And he is terrible, mullet-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
lance: pidge i made the best joke okay
pidge: oh no
lance: okay so keith said that the live action cat in the hat movie was his religion
lance: so i said: oh god i’m dating a catolic
pidge: you
pidge: you are the worst
lance: i am not
pidge: hes you are
lance: is it because of my joke telling bc you’re just jealous