Wukong: ...and we'll drive it over to your house and park it overnight.
MK: My house?!
Wukong: Yes, your house-
MK: Nah man not mY HOUSE!!!
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Wukong: ...and we'll drive it over to your house and park it overnight.
MK: My house?!
Wukong: Yes, your house-
MK: Nah man not mY HOUSE!!!
Macaque: Quit your job.
MK: What?!
Macaque: Join my emo band.
I got another incorrect lmk quote :)
MK: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Red Son: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Mei: Ya know... it might be.
RedSon: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
MK: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
RedSon: That one. I want that one.
MK: why does Macaque call you babygirl?
Y/N: how about we stop talking for a little while?
“Gender? Is that some peasant term I don’t understand.”
-Red Son, probably