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KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

my-dailydreams

queerprayers

house I am staying in for work usually houses a ~christian marriage counselor~ and I flipped through a book and stopped in my tracks. it had not occurred to me, no.

#this makes me think that the house is haunted #and the ghosts are stopping you from having sex

calamitys-child

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

#balloon flowers #they used to grow in front of my house #and I was so happy when ever they started to bloom

hjartasalt

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

0v9

lexeirikrleif

fruitloopghosty

offbrandbeethoven-blog

i

balance

Huh

phew

I balance

Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.

For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it's 41.8 km!

tamberoo

i need several moments, math like this scares me

abalidoth

Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.

no-one-offical

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evil-tboys

sex isnt real. romance isnt real. apple juice is real and a refreshing treat.

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

chongoblog

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

archive-of-days

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*sighs* we sent four astronauts up and four came back huh

annaisuagain

Were you expecting more?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

five was the bare minimum for me

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

oh well. there's still the moon ghosts

modernspawnofsatan

I beg your finest fucking pardon. Moon ghosts? Please explain

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Moon's haunted

#honestly #I thought 3 astronauts went up #so when they said they had four crew members I was confused and concerned

moveslikekeithrichards

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

flying-lemons

oh do I have the game for you

dancing-crow

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

foone

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

improbabledreams900

I was disappointed there weren't more levels, so I made them! The creator's code was under CC Share Alike, so I moved a copy to my website, rustled up 40 new categories, and added buttons so you can generate smaller puzzles!

Check it out! More levels!

asmuchasidliketo

satan-offical

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.