#incorrect multifandom quotes

[insanityzones]

Imagining my 3 latest kins #2:

Mina: Welcome to Applebee’s! Would you like apples or bees?

Bruno: Bees?!

Mina: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Bruno: Wait no-

Luka: *approaches while aggresively shaking a jar full of bees*

Bruno: WAIT NO-

[hueningkimchi]

3: DJ Turn It Up!

ARMY: *plays "Mic Drop" and listens to it on AirPods while dancing to the song*

EXO-L: *plays "Love Shot" and listens to it on AirPods while dancing to the song in the other side of the room*

ARMY: *accidentally collides with EXO-L* OMG I'm so sorry!

EXO-L: *stops dancing and grabs their hand* . . .

ARMY: *looks back at them, confusedly* what's wrong?

EXO-L: *looks at ARMY and smiles wide before looking to his front*

EXO-L: DJ, give us a mashup of Love Shot x Mic Drop: Remix!

STAY: *is the DJ* ON IT!

ARMY: *smiles at EXO-L*

Don't Create Fan-Wars people! Create Peace and Harmony!

[mccnlitdreams]

"when fandoms are asking to vote for ____ to win in said category, i just sit back and kinda cry bc my other babes are nominated in that category too."

-every multifandom person, ever.

(aka me).

[insanityzones]

Imagining my 3 latest kins #1:

Mina: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper...

Bruno: Spiders?

Mina: Spiders it is, then.

Bruno: No, that wasn’t-

Luka, narrating: But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.

[insanityzones]

The Motorcycle Incident

Sabrina: I have to pull you over because you are trying to fit three people on one motorcycle.

Hugo: Shit.

Moroha: Wait, what do you mean three?!

Sabrina: Yes, three.

Ryan: OH MY GOD!!!

Sabrina: What?

All but Sabrina: KIARA FELL OFF.

[hueningkimchi]

2: Expectations vs Reality

E X P E C T A T I O N S

Monbebe: It's 8:30 in the morning. Wake up *whispers into Carat's ear softly*

Carat: Ughh, leave me alone. I wanna sleep more! *pouts while pulling the covers over her head*

Monbebe: *smiles and joins Carat while snuggling closer to them and holding them in their arms*.

V. S

R E A L I T Y

EXO-L: It's 8:30! Wake up already!

ARMY: Ughh, leave me alone. I wanna sleep more! *pouts while pulling the covers over her head*

EXO-L: *pretends to sharpen knife* I think I don't have to repeat myself, do I?

[hueningkimchi]

1: Meeting for the first time

Monbebe: Carat. You're name is as pretty as you are.

Carat: *shyly looks down while smiling* Thank you

ARMY: Aww, You two! I ship them! Don't you, EXO-L?

EXO-L: *sighs* Do y'all realize that we just met a few seconds ago?