Todd Anderson

multifandom ~ infj/infp pisces☀️ virgo 🌙⬆️ ravenclaw/hufflepuff queer? idfk what i am- if ur hot im there

[achillesinhighheels]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[jarondont]

You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

James, whispering to Lily: Lily has no IDEA that I’m high

Lily: Wait, you’re high?

James: oops

James, turning his head and whispering to Sirius: Lily has no IDEA that I’m high

[dazzlemebaby]

James: If a handsome man disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Regulus: Maybe you should have some principles.

James: You’re right. Maybe I should.

[geigergearz]

Phenomenon that happens to me a lot + I find funny

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK?!

McGonagall: Language, Master Black!!

Sirius: WHAT THE COITUS?!

McGonagall: What the fuck

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

*after a bowling outing where regulus doesn’t win*

Regulus: FUCK BOWLING! FUCK THIS! FUCK YOU! FUCK ME!

James: *under his breath*: i mean if you insist-

Peter *choking on his breath*: WE ALL HEARD THAT

Sirius: Yeah not funny prongs

…

Sirius: Wait, it was a joke right?

Sirius: RIGHT?!

Remus [to James]: I’d run if i was you

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

James Potter convinced himself he was a horrible homophobe after seeing Regulus holding hands with Barty and began to feel physically ill.

It took him 8 MONTHS and an intervention from Remus to realise that he couldn’t have been further from the truth.

He was actually just sickened by jealousy.

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

“Regulus obliviated James about their relationship after he got the dark mark”

This fandom is a prison

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

“I asked ChatGPT”

Yeah well I asked James Potter and he stayed up all night trying to find out for me

inspired by the lovely funny @deswhomst

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

*Barty sleeping in the back of the car*

James [concerned, looking at him in the rear view mirror]: Why does Barty twitch so much in his sleep?

Evan [without missing a beat from next to Barty in the back]: Because there’s no rest for the wicked

Regulus [in the passenger seat without looking up from his book]: Real

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

peter about barty

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

Regulus: I’ve only said ‘i love you’ to three people. Sirius, Panda, and James when he got knocked off his broom by a bludger during a quidditch match and i thought he was going to die from a head injury.

Regulus: And I regret one of them

Remus: Which one?

Regulus: James. He not only heard me, but he was perfectly fine by dinner time on the same day, so i just looked like an idiot

Remus: You’ve been dating for years?

Regulus: Still.

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

“you’re not a bad person, you’re a very good person who bad things have happened to”

Euphemia Potter to Sirius Black

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

*james, remus, sirius and regulus are driving together. sirius and regulus are in the back*

Regulus: if you don’t shut the fuck up right now Sirius i’m throwing myself out of this car

*click*

Regulus [to james, driving]: did you just turn child lock on?

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

todd: this is already shaping up to be a horrible year

neil: it’s february

todd: *nodding grimly* exactly