Donnie: I dare you-
Raph: Leo is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Donnie: Why not?
Leo: “I have no regard for my own personal safety”, as some would say.
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Donnie: I dare you-
Raph: Leo is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Donnie: Why not?
Leo: “I have no regard for my own personal safety”, as some would say.
Everyone always talks about Venus,Frida or Jennika but no on ever shows respect to the REAL very first Female Ninja Turtle that came even before Venus…
April O Neil! Yes in the Archie comics in trying to find a way to turn Splinter human April and some other guy end up getting mutated with April becoming a turtle, later they get some anti mutagen but theres only enough to demutate one of them and April was willing to remain a turtle so that Splinter and the other guy could become human and she only turns back because the other guy splashes the anti mutagen on her, im honestly shocked this storyline has only been used once you’d think April turning into a turtle would be more common….so heres my idea on what that may look like for other iterations.
2003
April: I cant believe this!
Casey: Uhhh hey dont worry we’ll work through this together.
April: Oh Casey..
*The 2 embrace lovingly*
Mikey:…..*Is about to say “it”*
Raph: Dont.
Mikey: But.
Raph: DONT.
2012
*The canister hits her instead of Kirby*
April: I cant believe this! H-How did this happen?!
*The turtles all have nervous stares*
Leo:….No clue.
Raph: Got me.
Donnie: Its such a tragedy.
Mikey: Darn this Kraang!
April: Well it could’ve been worse, least im more familiar with turtles.
Leo: Exactly and we’ll be here ever step of the way!
Donnie: And i’ll work day and night to make an Anti Mutagen!
April: Thanks guys, you’re the best.
Leo: Good, now uh you should get to the training place.
April: Yeah, Yeah. Maybe training will take my mind off things.
*She heads to the training place*
Leo:…..We take this to our graves.
Raph: Yep.
Donnie: Definitely.
Mikey: Lips are sealed.
Leo: Right so Donnie when can-*Notices the look on Donnies face* uhhh are you ok?
Donnie: Yep! Fine! Totally A-OK! Right as rain!
Raph:…..You think shes hotter like this dont you?
Donnie:…..Yes.
Raph:….You need help.
*ROTTMNT*
Mikey: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU GET RID OF ALL OF THEM AFTER THE SLOPPY JOSEPH THING!!
Draxum: I couldn’t bring myself to do it! The Oozesquitos are like mu children!
Mikey: Well you should at least make sure they dont STING PEOPLE! Look at April!
*April is spinning on her shell*
April: WOOOOOO!!!!!
Mikey:……..Why do i even try?
Random ROTTMNT doodles I did on class today with a possible new style for doodles? Idk lol. (Mikey is yellow cause I don't have an orange highlighter)(Feat some math ig?)
Leo: Usagi is missing, can you find him?!
Donnie: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Mikey: I mean..
Raph: Yeah, kinda.
Casey: 100% yes.
Leo: Well, do you?!
Donnie:
Donnie: Yeah, hang on.
(real) (this happened) (canon)
[image id: a tumblr text post conversation. the first entry from user lovejoypilled reads: “oh so when PETER PARKER gets sensory overload he has spidey senses but when I do I HAVE AUTISM” and adjacent to this is an image of donnie (rise of the tmnt) with a comical frown on his face, arms crossed. the second entry, from user mahgck, reads: “you both have autism hope this helps” and adjacent to this is an image of leo (rise of the tmnt) sitting in a chair (gayly) with a raised eyebrow. end image id]
~ROTTMNT~
April: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
April, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Splinter: I am popping out for a few days to an undisclosed place to do undisclosed things. You're in charge.
Raph: Great!
Splinter: No questions!
Raph: Okay!
Splinter: I said, no questions!
Donnie: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something
Leo: You forgot me in a Walmart parking lot, like, three weeks ago.
Donnie: That was on purpose. Try again.