#incorrect stargate

[incorrectstargatesg1]

Teal'c: "Do not worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."

Jack: "I think you mean cards."

Teal'c, pulling knives out of his sleeves: "I do not."

[lithiumseven]

[badstargateimagines]

Inspired by this bit

[mckaymccoy]

Daniel: I screwed up big time

Jack: given your daily life experiences, you're going to have to be more specific

[sun-ni-day]

Daniel: You don’t have to settle for being functioning alcoholic, you can get better.

Jack: Bold of you to assume I’m functioning

[distortquote]

Jack: My hands are cold

Sam: Oh, here! *holds Jack’s hands*

Jack: …my lips are cold too.

[aaftergloweeye]

Anubis: We've got your son

Hammond: I don't have a son...

Anubis: Then who asked for chocolate milk and made us cut off the crust of his sandwich???

Sam: Oh my god, they got Jonas

[romanakeysmash]

Mitchell: All right, give me your hair dryer.

Carter: What? What are you talking about?

Mitchell: Don't you carry one in your gear?

Carter: Have you ever met a human woman?

Mitchell: Hey Vala, do you carry a hair dryer in your gear?

Vala: Of course, I'm not an animal.