#incorrect losers

[floatingtozier]

The losers club as vines

Bill: A potato flew around my room before you came.

Mike: 🎶I wanna see my little boy🎶 (here he comes) 🎶I wanna see my little boy🎶 (here he comes)

Richie: Zack stop! Zack stop, you're gonna get in trouble! Zack! *police sirens howling*

Eddie: On all levels except physical, i am a wolf. *woof*

Stan: *getting on top of the fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

Bev: *screaming at Pennywise* I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

Ben: *strums guitar* I love you bitch. I ain't ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

The losers, together: *dancing wildly to Little Einstein*

Bonus:

Pennywise: I love to get in sparkly dresses :)

Henry: I wanna be president so i can make slavery legal again!

[but-we-need-a-fucken-drummer]

The Losers Club as Things I Found In My Groupchat

Stan, out of nowhere: Oh I would absolutely ADORE being dead.

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Eddie: How many small oranges do you need to eat to die?

Bill: Wh

Eddie, after looking it up: Fucking hell. I'm not eating 11,000 oranges fuck off

Richie: i’ll eat 11000 with you

Eddie: no cause then you'll only eat

Eddie: 5500 oranges

Richie: n o we eat 22000 together

Richie: total

Eddie: o h

Eddie: alright

Bev, 4 hours later: Wheres my invite

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Richie: best pie flavor

Richie: go

Bill: uh

Bill: blueberry

Bill: wait fuck ive never had blueberry pie

Richie:

Richie: best donut flavor

Eddie: cinnamon sugar

Richie: will you marry me

Eddie: cinnamon sugar

Richie: What

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Bill: i tell you to do things because they are the rational things to do

Stan: oh how the tables have tabled

Stan: remember when i was the rational one

Bill: Yeah, can we bring that the FUCK back

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Ben, at 3 am: I've thought long and hard and I've decided I want 6 arms

Mike: Okay, so no.

Ben: Why

Bev: What the fuck???

Ben: I want to be a s p i d e r

Stan: That's not even remotely correct

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Mike: what the FUCK

Mike: do you MEAN

Mike: it WASNT zac efron sINGING IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Mike: someone Answer me right Now

Mike: I Will Fucking Go Off Of The Rails If No One Debunks This I Swear

Richie: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

Eddie: I Will Fucking Go Off If You Continue Typing Like This

Mike: I Do What I Want

Mike: I Am Deeply Upset

Stan: this is the LAST thing I needed

Bill: I'm literally sobbing you guys shut the FUCK up

Bev: W H A T

Ben: I hate this, I hate this

[backpackgrayson]

The Losers as screenshots I have in my phone

Bill:

Stanley:

Ben:

Eddie:

Mike:

Richie:

Beverly:

[incorrectlosersclub]

eddie: richie omg please turn the lights back on

richie: but eds, you're the only light i need. the LIGHT of my life!

eddie: babe that's sweet but i can't fuckin see

[dumb-bxtch]

Beverly: Its not your* or you're*.. Its mine..Everything is mine

[eddiekaspbrxks]

richie: i lose at everything. I even lost my glasses

stan, looking at the glasses on top of richie's head: i'll help you find them for five dollars

(x)

[backpackgrayson]

The Losers as some of my unread emails

[backpackgrayson]

Richie: Do you think I can deepthroat this whole banana?

Stanley: Can? Yes. Should? No.

Eddie, in the background: Do it!!