#incorrect tmi quote

[marquisoforder]

Simon: what’s your biggest fear?

Alec: I’m incredibly arachnophobic

Simon: *under his breath* You don't think spiders should get married?

[marquisoforder]

“Simon sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty. That’s why we make a good team. Magnus, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Alec wonders why it has to be glass, and Jace usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.”

—Izzy probably

[marquisoforder]

Lily: You are starting to forget your Spanish. You dont practice

Alec: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada

Lily: You just told me you're pregnant

Elliot: Congratulations. You are glowing!

[marquisoforder]

Raphael, holding Chairman Meow up : Stinky

Magnus: No! Don’t be mean!

Raphael, swinging him back and forth: stinky bastard man

Magnus: No!!!!

Ragnor, not looking up from his book: naughty boy. Brat cat

Magnus: NOOOOOOO!!!!

[marquisoforder]

Magnus: You’re really bad with boundaries

Jace: name one boundary I’ve crossed!

[Earlier]

Jace, picking Magnus’s front door lock with a hair pin: yo Alec you won’t BELIEVE what Magnus did today

[marquisoforder]

Magnus: i'm learning the ukledeje

Magnus: the ukerlede

Magnus: uklalede

Catarina: take your time

Magnus: ukedele

Magnus: ukaleje

Magnus: fuck it, the mini guitar

[marquisoforder]

“Hello parental units it is I, your heterosexual child simply heterosexualing!”

— A young Alec Lightwood to Maryse and Robert probably

[marquisoforder]

Magnus: Dad it’s a shooting star oh my god!

Asmodeus: son, you think it’s aliens?

Magnus: Nah I hope its a new dad who’s not a complete fuck up

Asmodeus: well damn son