Jul 19, 2024
Wei Wuxian: Hey, Lan Zhan! Let's play Two truths, One Lie! I'll start. I love you, I want you to fuck me, I hate spicy food. Haha, I bet you'll never guess!
Lan Wangji: *lwj.exe has stopped working*
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Wei Wuxian: Hey, Lan Zhan! Let's play Two truths, One Lie! I'll start. I love you, I want you to fuck me, I hate spicy food. Haha, I bet you'll never guess!
Lan Wangji: *lwj.exe has stopped working*
Lan Wangji: What if we went to dinner... not as friends? Wei Wuxian: AS ENEMIES???
Wei Wuxian: I owe you one.
Lan Wangji: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
lan qiren: so, wangji. i believe it’s time to talk about potential suitors to consider.
lan wangji, nodding: i would like someone who respects the rules of the gusu lan sect. someone who is soft-spoken, respects my personal space, and is righteous and just.
lan qiren, tearing up: that’s perfect, my dear wangji.
wei wuxian, bursts in without an invitation, destroys all the wards, and vaults over a wall with two jars of emperor’s smile: sup.
lan wangji, determined: shufu, i want that one.
lan wangji: do you ever think before you speak?
wei wuxian: yes, i think "haha, that's funny", and then i say it
Wei Wuxian: I can't believe we're stuck in this forest together
Lan Wangji: [burning the map] truly unfortunate
wei wuxian: I'm the only 10 here, everyone else is an 8.
wei wuxian, without missing a beat: except you Lan Zhan, you're an 11
*wangxian trope just after the come back to Gusu with me misunderstanding*
Lan Wangji: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Wei Wuxian: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.