#incorrectbatfamquotes

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Dick: What's that stain on your shirt?

Jason: Kung pao chicken.

Dick:

Jason: What? You asked and I answered.

[ninalanfer]

My dash did a thing. incorrectbatfamquotes (is the top most post, it couldn't fit on my screen)

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Dick: So, I'm gonna make a tiktok tomorrow, anyone wanna join?

Tim: Jason, hand me a gun.

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Jason: Choose your next words very wisely.

Tim:

Tim: Penis.

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Dick: This cheese doesn’t taste good when it isn’t melted...

Tim: Then melt it?

Dick: Couldn’t be bothered.

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Damian: You hoolergang.

Jason: What?

Dick: You heard him. Hoolergang.

[pammela-isley-blog]

Jason Todd: and when I find you I'm gonna break those little fingers

Judge: Mr Todd, please stop threatening the stenographer!

[starburstdragon]

I don't always rush into dangerous situations, but when I do, I debate the mechanics of the English language. Stay whelmed, my friends.

Dick Grayson, probably