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Brian: (mumbles) I really want to kiss you.

Justin: What?

Brian: I said, if you die I won't miss you.

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Justin: I'm going to a party

Brian: Will you be drinking?

Justin: No.

Brian: Will you be having sex?

Justin: NO!

Brian: Then why the hell are you going!?

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Justin: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Brian: I am paying as little attention as I possibly can.

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Brian: What are you doing?

Justin: Smelling a rose.

Brian: Weird. (whispering) I wish I was that rose.

Justin: What?

Brian: I SAID YOU'RE GROSS

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Ted: Don't say a word!

Emmett: ...fergalicious.

Ted: I said no words!

Emmett: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.

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Employee: How'd you like your coffee?

Melanie: I like my coffee how I like my men.

Employee: ...Hot? Sweet?

Melanie: I don't like coffee I want some cake.

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Hunter: Girls are so hot.

Hunter: Guys are so hot too oh man.

Hunter: Why is everyone so hot?

Ben: Global warming.

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Justin: Every time we meet a new friend, they say one thing you don't like and you just write them off.

Brian: I do not!

Justin: Oh, really? What about "But Yet Rachel"?

Brian: [mocking her] "I'd love to go but... yet... I don't feel like parking." It's either "but" or "yet"... not both.

Justin: You're lucky no one's kicked your butt yet.