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incorrect witcher ◆ 1/∞
Jaskier: Did you hear that?
Geralt: No, hear what?
Jaskier: … Are you lying to make me feel better?
Geralt: Yeah, that was fucking terrifying! Let’s get this hunt over with!
Geralt: [feels an emotion]
Geralt: Who the fuck authorized this?
Jaskier: I guess you could say I have..... fallen for you *winks*
Geralt: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs... how are you even alive-
Geralt: Life has made me a bit callous, but I want u all to kno that my intentions really do come from a place of love, hope, positivity, nihilism, fear, compartmentalized childhood trauma, raw hatred, sexual rage, 9 personality disorders, blood lust, systemic incentivized cruelty, alcoholis-
Geralt, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with seven espresso shots.
Jaskier, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
Jaskier: Pillow fight!
Geralt: That’s childish.
Jaskier: *throws pillow in his general direction*
Geraly: STAND UP COWARD, YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT IF GOD IS REAL!