#insane btw

[yuukifinalgirl]

shut the fuck up?

(edit: im not saying this is gonna happen i'm just acknowledging that this would be SO cool if it did happen. it's a theory that ik has a low chance of happening. UNCLENCH YALL )

[bucksemergency]

do you ever miss your straight platonic best friend so much that you have to distract yourself by fucking a man about it

[vffinu]

the parallels between winter wonderland andrew "i'm doing this because i miss you" and carnival andrew "i'm doing this for myself" aughhhh :(

[arlowtreebark]

Did a dsmp fan actually just tell me "real person btw 😭💔" in response to a comment i made about tomtord. hello

[ikuhara]

Medalist on the cover of the 131th volume of spoon.2Di

[changanomaly]

maybe weird to say but wish there was much more queer rep than isaac and like everyone from the shed and the australian stripper and the lesbian living couple that was written out of the show. idk. make someone trans. make some of these guys explicitly bisexual or lesbian or ace or whatever other identity under the queer umbrella and have it treated with the same tact as isaac's whole storyline. they aren't obligated to but. I really wish they would!!!!

[evildenako]

Scuttleclaw

Natural Lifespan: 50 – 60 years 

Average Lifespan: 5– 15 years 

Diet: Fish 

Fire type: Green copper fire 

Closest relative: Deadly Nadder 

Predators: Everything that’s bigger, faster or sneakier than them (So, basically almost everything) 

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Their coloring is sex based. Females have earthly tones as to blend in their environment when they're sitting on their clutch. Males are more colorful as a display for the females. They do not mate for life. The females only take care of their young for up to a year, max two years, afterward they seek out another male to reproduce with.  

They work a lot like chickens, laying unfertilized eggs at least once a month. Therefore, some clans keep them as stock. Other clans see it as cruel to keep them as farm animals. 

Unless kept as a farm animal or a mode of transport, having their owner be the one to protect them. These dragons are known for being the main food source for other dragon-eating dragons. They are usually compared to rats; they breed fast and they’re everywhere. No island is void of their loud squawking. 

The males are usually the ones to get hunted first because their coloring, but the females aren’t safe either. Their camouflage is good enough to trick only some species. Once they’re spotted, they do not have a way to protect themselves against most dragons. Their talons and teeth are the only thing they can use to defend themselves, but they do not succeed most of the time. Their fire, despite its green coloring, is quite low temperature, only being 1000°C. These temperatures aren’t enough to disable predators, only deter them for short amounts of time. 

[cuntstable]

if they hadnt fucking made him dehydrated and lacking in softness then rest assured id have the knock off cock out laios figurine stanced up on my workdesk. but alas….. very sad! put him on an iv drip and then come back to me