INTPn/mess

So I realised I'm actually an ENTP lol (close enough, I'm sure intps can still relate) Anyhow, this blog is no longer active xoxo My second blog: https://witandcoffee.tumblr.com

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hey! i was just wondering if i could maybe post your posts (with credit) on my instagram account.

Totally!

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Let me tell you about that time I watched an hour long documentary about chalk at 3am instead of writing a paper due that very morning:

Yea, that sucked:)

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ENTP: Maybe I'm narcissistic but I think our conversations are just so fucking hilarious! Actual sitcom material or something!

INTP: I think they are more suitable for a therapist but sure

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INTP: I had my first existential crisis when I was eight...

Person: Eight? What will you do at forty?

INTP: Oh, don’t worry I won´t live till forty...

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ESFJ: Good morning!

INTP: Thanks

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INTP: Well, I planned to…

INTJ: *uncontrollable laughter*

INTP: …

INTJ: *still laughing* sure, sure INTP, go on, I´m listening

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INTP: I am a genius! That´s such a great idea! I´m so smart! Wow! This is going to be amazing! Humanity is so damn lucky to have me!

Also INTP: I am a stupid worthless piece of shit. Everybody hates me, and I hate myself. Let me just crawl into my bed and die. I want to spend the rest of my life falling into the depths of nothingness.

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i just scrolled through your entire blog and you have related to every single post on a spiritual level

Aww, this made me so happy...Thank you so much for saying so!

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Hi! I have an intp who recently broke up with me to grieve the loss of his father, however I think he's lost interest because of that, so how can I rekindle? any advice?

First and foremost, give him space. INTPs are uncomfortable expressing emotions in front of others, especially negative emotions like grief definitely is. They also need time to introspect and go over what is happening inside them in a safe, isolated space. They need to process what happened first and human presence will be contraproductive, even if the person needs well. They need to be alone for a while and the best you can do is to provide them the needed space.INTPs also value open communication. They can be somewhat awakward at human interaction so your INTP may not be aware that they are sending out messages that they aren´t interested anymore.What you want to do is let your INTP know that you are there for them anytime they need. It is improbable that they will actually come to you for comfort but it lets them know that you are invested in them but at the same time, you are giving them the space they so desperately need. Once they feel ready, they will come back to you.If you are worried that they lost interest, ask them, but be extremely careful as it is a crucial time. One thing INTPs really hate are emotionally needy people, people that need emotional validation from the INTP (in higher that required levels). If you tell the INTP that you feel neglected because they are preoccupied grieving the loss of their father, they might close off to you because for the time being they are focusing emotionally on their father.Recommended course of action is patience and support from the sidelines - give them the space they need but be ready to talk and be there for them once they decide they are ready, definitely don´t push them.

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*in school*

Younger student: Hey…C-could… can I maybe…please borrow a ruler…?

INTP:

INTP: *resting bitch face*

INTP:

INTP: Fine.

INTP: *resting bitch face*

INTP: *to INFP* I´m such a good person, how awful…

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ESFP: *discussing her crush with her friends*

Teacher: You really can´t focus on physics, can you?

ESFP: Me and him…that´s physics!

INFJ: Chemistry, ESFP, chemistry…

ESFP: Sh** :D

INTP: *disinterested, reading* let´s hope it´s not gonna become biology…

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ENFP: Why do you look like that?

ENFP: Are you OK?

INTP: Oh, that. It´s really just my face, I swear I´m not as traumatized as I look…

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"Please, just let me explain why you are wrong!"

- INTP

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INTP: Shakespeare died.

ENTP: I know…

INTP: My guinea pig Shakespeare died.

ENTP: Oh.

ENTP: Cool!:D

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INTP: I never really understood the singing in the shower thing…

INTP: I mean… I sometimes talk to myself or rehearse speeches…,but I don’t sing

ESFP: Oh, really?

ESFP: So, you´re telling me, it was mom, singing THE PERIODIC TABLE SONG in the bathroom, yesterday?

INTP:

INTP: Yes.

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ENTP: ENFP is really confused right now

INTP: Why?

ENTP: I don’t really know

ENTP: Maybe it´s me who´s confused…

INTP: …

INTP: Huh?

ENTP: Well, now it´s you *smirks*

INTP:

INTP: Well played.

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ENTJ: *introduces herself to a large group of people*

INTP: You have my eternal admiration…

ENTJ: *takes a bow*