#irl sick

[emetogirl]

Ugh, I feel like I brought this on myself because I made a post that I haven’t puked in awhile… but my stomach’s SO upset with me right now and idk what’s going on. I made a short recording though!!! I realized a way easier way of posting was just taking a video without showing myself instead of trying to upload audio only which idk how to do on mobile. Mostly just burping and dry heaving but at least it’s cute😚

[undercover-horn-blog]

Inspired by recent events: Somebody trying to take their temperature but failing, because they can't stop sneezing long enough for the thermometer to get a proper reading.

They try to stave off the sneeze until they hear the beeping noise, but... they lose the battle and quickly have to pull it out before then, so they can sneeze without hurting themselves. And ultimately they just give up on the project altogether, because they already know their body is too warm anyway.

[fairyspoonmummy]

One step closer.

[feelingpoorly]

Trying to take care of myself, managed to have a shower and wash my face, which I thought would feel really good but honestly just didn’t. I had the water so hot it was unpleasant on my skin but it still didn’t seem to warm me?

Taken painkillers, head is still pounding. Put on clean pjs which tbh did feel amazing. Still haven’t managed to really eat or drink anything. Had really bad stomach pain when I got out of bed earlier and made a heat pack and thankfully that’s eased now.

I wanna watch tv to distract myself but the stupid tv in the bedroom is too small to see properly, and the thought of sitting upright in the lounge feels like too much rn. I wanna be horizontal.

The cat is no help and won’t cuddle nicely, she only comes and stands awkwardly on me every so often as if to say ‘why is dad still in bed?’. She also keeps staring at me from behind the curtains

[guiltypleasurehoarder]

Just remembered a little something.

My (now ex) girlfriend and I lived in different parts of the country, there were a few hours between us so we relied mostly on video calls and texts.

We both had similar... Interests lets say. Although she wasn't into emeto, she was heavily into gagging so something like 4 nights a week we would call and one of us would gag ourselves. The majority of the time it was her as she gets off to the feeling of being gagged while I love to watch it happen and hear the noises and occasionally pretend it's me doing it (gagging her, that is).

She knew my kink goes a little further.

This one Thursday night, we set up the call as usual. After some brief, polite conversation and light flirting, she tipped her head back and stuck her long digits down her throat. I listened to the beautiful noises escaping her, touching myself as she did the same. The sounds were getting more desperate and so were my hands. After a few minutes , she suddenly coughed harshly, a torrent of light beige puke spilling out over her hand, a few chunks running down her wrist.

We were both in shock, I bit my lip, prioritising checking up on her and pushing my own pleasure out of the way.

"are you ok, sweetheart?" I asked, trying not to sound too flustered and making my tone more steady and concerned. She groaned in response and sniffled, hand still between her legs as she reached over the edge of her bed for a trashcan.

"mm... I think so."

"what just happened?" this was said more out of shock than genuine confusion, there was a hint of amusement in both of our voices. She laughed a little,

"umm... You would've loved that if you were here." She then explained that she'd picked up the trash can for "just in case" because sometimes she couldn't stop if she started puking. I bit back a moan.

The evening basically ended with her telling me maybe she understands this kink I've got. Sonetimes I wish we were still together, we had a hell of a lot of fun with it.

I mean this other time, she'd been sending me flirty messages all day and voice notes of her saying that her stomach felt off while I was out with friends. She'd been torturing me for hours. When I got home and checked my phone I opened our messages and saw that she'd just sent me a text:

Just accidentally puked all over the bathroom floor. Don't think I'm done.

And from there the night just escalated.

[vom-dot-com]

My partner is sick and they don't know about my kink so I'm like skirting around asking questions trying to not sound weird but I am SHAKING I just want more details!!!!! Tell me how nauseous you are! Tell me you don't feel good! Is your tummy gurgling?? They had to make themselves sick bc they were absolutely miserable and I WISH I could have been there!!! Absolutely going insane over here 😵‍💫🥴

[emetogirl]

I woke up in the middle of the night with INTENSE nausea, I was shivering walking to the bathroom and felt so sick, pulled my phone out, and recorded this. I was fucking STRUGGLING

[emetogirl]

New emeto audio from yours truly🫡 this one sounds different than my other audios because I did have to make myself throw up, which I never do. Coffee sometimes upsets my stomach so I will take a caffeine pill in the morning to get the caffeine equivalent of a cup of coffee without the upset stomach. I was getting my meds sorted in their pill containers and accidentally took the caffeine pill before bed. I realized it immediately. As far as med mistakes go, that one was harmless except for the fact that I wouldn’t sleep and Ro needs her beauty rest, it’s non negotiable, so I did stick fingers down my throat to barf it up so I could go to bed😇