#jackedhands

[disabledpirate]

Hornigold’s Boys:

[mossiboi77]

If I started writing izzy fanfics would yall read em? I've been thinking about royalty au jackedhands where ed and Jack are spoiled princes and izzy is eds bodyguard knight guy (all happy endings with a smattering of hurt comfort)

Ps drop any and all requests in the comments (sfw pls I am a minor)

[andithil]

[magziraphale]

NSFW #ofmdkinktober2023

DAY 9: Facial / Breeding / “I can take more.”

Jackedhands (Ed-Izzy-Jack) threesome pre-S1

Feat. Ed being possessive and general insane kinky (if a bit soggy) behaviour from Ed and Izzy

Jack was getting handsy, trying to pull Izzy’s leathers off. Edward was a solid line of heat against his back. Teeth scraped across his neck and he couldn’t help but lean into it. “Still life in the old dog yet!” He’d managed to open the vest, would wonders never cease. “Where do you want me then baby?” Ed rolled the hard ridge of his cock against the small of Izzy’s back. “Mmm, you can have his mouth, I’m the only one breeding this cunt.” Jack was muttering “Possessive asshole,” but Izzy’s ears were ringing. He felt like his skin was on fire. Ed’s voice was dark and low; he had thought he’d never hear that tone again. “Iz. Strip.”

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[spyderfyngers]

Because we have -5 days to enjoy the image of Ed, Jack, and Izzy being disaster lads together on the Ranger, I'm putting together a fun little playlist for cute murder babies.

[napneeders]

Ed and Izzy have that thing where they fuck the same woman to fuck each other by proxy without having to admit it but the woman is Calico Jack

[cucumber-of-doom]

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Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Israel Hands, "Calico" Jack Rackham

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham

Rating: E

Chapters: 1/1

Word Count: 5099

Tags: Threesome – F/M/M, Female Israel Hands, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, Izzy is a MILF, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Massage Porn AU, Older Woman/Younger Man, Izzy casually soft doms her customers, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Wet & Messy, there is so much oil, Sex Work, Praise Kink, Ed and Jack are in their 20s, Izzy has a tramp stamp

Warnings: none

Summary: Jack ramps up his charms, grin growing lascivious.

„What about a little two-for-one special?”

“The two of you for a third of what I usually charge for a single person? Sounds like a bad business decision to me,” she drawls but looks them up and down while leaning back against the counter next to Jack. She arches an eyebrow at him. “But you know what? I am not completely heartless. You lads pay upfront and get half a massage each. At the same time, ‘cause I’m gonna close up after this. What do you boys say?”

Ed needs a little pick-me-up after getting his heart broken and Jack does what everyone would do for their best bro: talking the MILF with the face tattoo at the massage place into a discount-threesome.

[thetardigrape]

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham Characters: "Calico" Jack Rackham, Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Roommates, Recreational Drug Use, Porn With Plot, Bottom "Calico" Jack Rackham, Light Dom/sub, Creampie, Spitroasting, No beta we die like the badmintons Series: Part 2 of They Were Roommates, Part 1 of Jack's POV Summary:

Jack could maybe have more options. Maybe. If he were a bit more… experimental.

The weed softens his thoughts, loosens his tongue. Eddie and Izzy both take dick up the ass. Maybe they know something he doesn’t.

“How’d y’all know you were bottoms?” He’s asked it as soon as the thought occurred to him.

Jack's question leads to a confession, which leads to him on his hands and knees between Izzy and Ed.