#janley

[antisociallilbrat]

Someone commented on my Janley fic and I was taken back to the roots of this blog. Shipping Jacob Thrombey and Stanley Barber was how I got my name, they were one of my og rare pairs. Loved them so much I wrote therm a ten chapter fic.

[izzydarkwoodofficial]

PARALLEL UNIVERSES DON'T EXI- ✋😭

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙇𝙀𝙔 URIS & BILL DENBROUGH

(stenbrough - it)

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙇𝙀𝙔 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐑 & 𝘑𝘈𝘊𝘖𝘉 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐑

(the barbers - ianowt × defending jacob)

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙇𝙀𝙔 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐑 & 𝘑𝘈𝘊𝘖𝘉 THROMBEY

(janley - ianowt × knives out)

WYATT OLEFF & JAEDEN MARTELL (jyatt)

(the fact that sophia kissed both of them)

in my defense i am not okay with this, they are basically almost canon, your honor 😭✋

[mittoboy]

Jacob: You're pretty dumb.

Stanley: Thanks.

Jacob: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Stanley: All I heard was "You're pretty", I'm focusing on the positives in life.

[lolokidss]

Okay, i have a really hard question

Why do you like your fav ship? What is so special about them?

[antisociallilbrat]

I just feel like Stanely would kick Jacob's ass at chess

Idk, that was really random

Do you have any more janely headcannons?

I will always run to answer old inboxes of Janley when my brain needs a break. Any who, hear ya go, here's some headacannons on how I think this scenario would go.

This just fluff btw-

I think Jacob learned how to play chess, and really well too, when he was younger

Meanwhile Stan didn't even know how to play until Jacob taught him one time, they were both really high and bored

And of course Jacob beats Stan the first couple of times and he like "Oh sorry love," and doesn't brag or anything

But he's secretly smug about it and Stan knows this, he's aware of his asshole of a boyfriend

Jokes

But Stan is a lot smarter than people give him credit for, so he picks it up pretty quickly

They find themselves playing again, and Stan realizes he can actually win this match

And so Stan does

And then Jacob just sits there and stares at him, like wtf, you just learned how to play

Jacob never wins again

And he is the biggest sore loser

Stan usually has to cuddle and kiss on him after to stop him from being salty

Idk this is just what I had in me, sorry it's short!

[antisociallilbrat]

I saw your posts about janley and I feel the need to share that Jacob 100% bought Stan a yellow switch lite

I had to look up what that is ,,, I am old. And also most definitely. Jacob likes to spend money and treat Stan, but I feel like Stan would be a little resistant to it at first. Like Stan doesn’t like people getting him stuff, especially from people like Jacob who never had to want for anything. But this is Nintendo and Stan be dammed if he doesn’t have it. Also Stan 100% beats Jacob at Mario cart and smash. Just saying.

[antisociallilbrat]

janely roller skating au?

You don't have to do it but I thought it was a cute idea

Love your writing!

Hey! I've gotten quite a few Janley requests so I am getting to them!

I didn't write a fic, but I did bust out some headcannons for a roller skating AU.

Warnings: None tbh, pretty fluffy

-Stanley joins a roller derby team, because idk, it seemed fun

-This team isn't good by any means, but that's okay, they're not in it to win it, it's just fun

-All is going great till they face off against this team from a preppy school

-And at the center of this team is none other than Jacob Thrombey

-Now Jacob's dad hates that he plays this sport, but Jacob is naturally good at it and he enjoys pushing people down so for once he ignores his dad

-Stan can't stand him at all, let's just say that, but he does love trying to get under Jacob's skin

-So when they're competing, and him and Jacob locks eyes on the rink, Stan winks at him

-And Jacob

-Jacob falls on his ass

-Because the pretty boy just winked at him but that was just to throw him off his game

-So Jacob tries to do the same thing, he winks back the next time they lock eyes

-This does not go to plan as Stan just laughs and then gains speed

-So now Jacob is just plain humilated

-Jacob's team still wins, but he's still salty

-So he goes to confront Stan after the game, and Stan is like

-You literally still won?? Why are you upset??

-But the frown line in Jacob's eyebrows is cute, and he tells him that

-Jacob immediately stops being jerk and is very confused

-"What did you just say?"

-"I said you're cute."

-"....Yeah well...shut up."

-He then proceeds to write his number on Stan's arm, because, well, Stan's cute too

-And he's a decent skater

This is probably not what you wanted but it's what I got in me rn. I do have a small Janley fic (or two) in the works rn, so be on the lookout for that!

[antisociallilbrat]

follow up question: Who do janley play as in Mario kart and smash?

Okay hot takes. For Mario cart

Jacob - Rosalina

Stanley - King Boo

For Smash

Jacob - Wolf

Stanley - Olimar

I will not take criticism