#jaskier au

[local-limebug]

y'all can someone help me find a very specific fanart of jaskier from twn 😭 it was posted right here on tumblr

it was jaskier as a cat witcher, wielding two blades. i think OP said something about his armor needing to look fashionable because even if it was a witcher, it was still jaskier. i think the colour blue was used a lot in the fanart. does anyone know where i can find it 😭

(please reblog for maximum reach, that fanart is haunting me)

EDIT: found by @stars-in-my-damn-eyes !! it's this fanart

[avixenk]

HELLO I'M BACK ON MY AU BULLSHIT

Witcher!Jaskier might just be the most fucked up experiment in Witcher history. Those fucked-in-the-head mages decided they wanted to see what would happen if you took a mutated Cat Witcher kid and then mutate them again with the Viper methods. Somehow Jaskier (Julian) survived it so now he's double mutated, part Cat and part Viper. Arguably the two most fucked up of the schools.

Perhaps he's just the normal level of crazy, maybe double, or maybe in some cosmic joke or other the two crazies cancelled each other out.

His abilities and senses are either matched or are better than Geralt's. Maybe his hair is all white too or there are just a few strands of brown hair that clung on.

Jaskier is very much both a Cat and a Viper Witcher. He's gone through both of their training and trials. He's done some awful things for coin and he, as witchers do, hates himself for them.

He melted down his cat and viper medallions and with it made a Sabertooth Tiger headed medallion for himself.

[booleman]

i have been thinking about it ever since i watched the episode but

“the dragon reveal was too obvious”

“really? how about this one?”

i am so far up dragon!jaskier’s ass i swear to god it’s not funny anymore.

[sandraharissa]

First there was elf!Jaskier

Then there was merman!Jaskier

Now get ready for red dragon!Jaskier

case in point:

[notebooks-and-laptops]

Concept: The Witcher Season Two Opens with Jaskier lazing outside a tavern, goblet of wine in hand, wearing this killer outfit and waiting for his damn apology.

[bodysnatcherrrr]

“Please, Geralt.” It wasn’t normal for Jaskier to beg or plead, but with the way the ivory man before him was being utterly defiant for no reason, he kept asking, “Geralt, come on.” He reached for the glove covered hand and gave it a firm squeeze and tug.

Snow dusted the narrow ally way the two men occupied, puffs of air filling the small space between them, “Jaskier, it’s five blocks. I’ll be fine.” Geralt giving the hand in his own a reassuring squeeze and a small smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes as they cast down at their intertwined hands. 

“If it’s only five blocks then it’s no problem at all for me to take you home.” Jaskier pressed softly, pulling Geralt flush into his chest, “Plus, what kind of boyfriend am I if I haven’t even met the ever-famous Roach?”

The smallest of laughs ghosted into Jaskier’s ears, prompting him to nuzzle his nose into the rune tattoo on Geralt’s neck, “Fine, you can meet the damn cat.” Geralt huffed and allowed himself to be guided to Jaskier’s car.

[c-ant-archives]

~Precious things are best left untouched~

catch me still obsessed with dragon!jaskier after the entire fandom moved on.

ill keep drawing him cus hes PRETTY and i LIKE HIM!

if i keep drawing this au, ill play very loose with the witcher dragon canon, because i have so many headcanons. in my defense the most canon thing about dragons is that no one knows much about them, so i feel like i can get away with it. 

[thefandomoftheweek]

The Witcher AU where Jaskier is inmortal but too stupid to realize he is.

Been staved several times but I mean... Got lucky to find a doctor in time?

Poisoned? Yeah but I drink alcohol and alcohol cleans, so thats why.

Age? Yeah I mean... Good genetics but I'm 35 (he is 45 and a lier, that lies so much that maybe he forgot a few years too, so maybe arround 55 already)