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😖 happy 🗿 student ♻️ will stab your mom

[booleman]

most important sideblogs : @grantairekisser , @elephsnant , @terravoxpussyinspector . enjoy .

[llshipweek2026]

Info

An 18+ event centered around the ship Light Yagami/L Lawliet.

There is no limit on themes or creativity. All fan works are accepted.

This includes but is not limited to: graphics, wallpapers, playlists, moodboards, cosplay photoshoots, etc.

No AI is allowed. No use of anyone's work without permission will be tolerated. No affiliation to the original work or any other fan event.

Rules How to Tag Mod: korro When: November 9th-15th 2026 For posting week, you may use the tag: #LLShipWeek2026 for easy visibility.

Have a question? Ask away. Prompts:

November 9th: Forbidden Fruit

November 10th: Betrayal

November 11th: Firsts

November 12th: Bonds

November 13th: Alternate Universe

November 14th: Fluff

November 15th: Free day

[merlincinema]

Merlin Cinema will come back

What is Merlin Cinema?

It is a fest centred around movies, where participants can take any films listed on IMDB – new, old, short, feature, animated, etc. – and turn them into Merlin fanworks. Just like Reel Merlin. 

Excited? So are we!

How does this work?

Last year was fun, just as the previous years. But (there's a but!) since we are less mods, we'll try to do things differently, hoping you'll like it as much as we do!

First thing to be said:

To participate in the fest, please read through our Info on the fest and all of our Rules and Guidelines. Even if you've read them before, make sure to read them again as we have made considerable changes and additions. In case of any queries, send us an ask or contact us through our listed methods on our Contact Us page.

What we do want from you now?

Nice question! Thank you for making it!

Well, since this is for you, for have fun and all nice things, we'd like you to fill this form:

Interest check in

What will happen after that?

Well, after that, we'll know how to make this event better for everyone!

I know, it's like magic!

We'll wait for you!

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[asideoftrashplease]

COMPLETE Venti fic: The Wine-Cursing Incident

🍷 Gen fic, T-rated 🍃 COMPLETE at 6.5k words 🍷 Venti-centric, Diluc POV, featuring Mondstadt NPCs 🍃 Venti is the God of Wind of Freedom, but also of Wine and Song. He definitely uses his wine-cursing abilities on drunk assholes at the bar.

Written for @kawree for the @drunktwinkevents' Drunk Twink Christmas Exchange!

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76397166/

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[lady-byleth]

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

[chillistrations]

Stretching birdie

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[ferriswheelaccident]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame idk if you've done this yet

[ahappydnp]

[alexxuun]

Random PHM things.

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

[systlin]

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

[gallusrostromegalus]

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

[filthyprotozoan]

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

[hubris-i]

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

[fridge246]

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

[jemthecrystalgem]

Sorry it’s what to elves

[dvandom]

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

[endreal]

Legolas said fuck the horizon

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

God I fucking love high fantasy

[5llh]

[carolxdanvers]

There's a joke here to be made about Ellie Arroway's "they should have sent a poet" and "wouldn't it be easier to teach astronauts how to take photos than to teach photographers to be astronauts"