#java roark

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In Winter you can find Java’s house before it renders.  :P

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Heirs one through ten.

Ryge, Artist

Hyram, Busker

Malvary, Politician

Java, Criminal

Jarvis, Video Game Designer

Joshua, Film Director

Jude, Inventor

Dude, Deep Sea Diver

Nolan, Investigator

Argus, Art Appraiser

If I had to pick a favorite, I’d be unable to.  Each had his own charm.

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Java lost his career outfit in the move (actually in the move to Isla Paradiso, but I rarely saw him there) so he was fitted for a new outfit befitting an Emperor of Evil.

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Needing to interview three random Sims about another random Sim, Nolan heads across the current island to Generation House 1.  I don’t really pay attention to the specifics of the cases anymore, but he interviewed many Greats Grandpa Malvary, and Great Grandpas Joshua and Jack.  

After a little booing of the Emperor of Evil, Java, Nolan asked Grandpa jack about the gender of his baby.  And... I still don’t know.  Perhaps he isn’t friendly enough with Jack?  There was no pop-up...

Word on the street is that java has remarried to a fellow thug.  This thug has been in several relationships ranging from boyfriend to marriage.  You can do better than hand-me-downs, Java!

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“God, I’m so hot, everyone wants to be evil me!”

Malvary thinking:  “Still conceited!  Where did I go wrong?  Oh, well, I have a world to lead.”

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11:00 a.m. on a Tuesday... why aren’t some of you at work...

A professional sports athlete (currently Team Captain), Emperor of Evil, Leader of the Free World, a busker, and a Distinguished Director.  The missing parties from this household include a World Renowned Surgeon, an Illustrious Author, and a Law Enforcement agent (not sure what level he’s gotten to).