#nolan roark

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Freddy is the master-wiener-stuffer-inner.  Better luck next time, Nolan!

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Nolan shows up at the hospital with Tobias and Freddy’s son, Flavius.  A little late, but he could have been a contender for heir of gen 12.

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Nolan’s looking overly orange.

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Heirs one through ten.

Ryge, Artist

Hyram, Busker

Malvary, Politician

Java, Criminal

Jarvis, Video Game Designer

Joshua, Film Director

Jude, Inventor

Dude, Deep Sea Diver

Nolan, Investigator

Argus, Art Appraiser

If I had to pick a favorite, I’d be unable to.  Each had his own charm.

[curmudgeonness]

I think you’ve missed the mark...

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They return home after two weeks to find everyone right where they left them.

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“Dad, you’re looking a little green around the gills!”  

“Aren’t you an impertinent little bastard?  Why can’t you be more like... oh, yeah, you’re all impertinent bastards.”

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Needing to interview three random Sims about another random Sim, Nolan heads across the current island to Generation House 1.  I don’t really pay attention to the specifics of the cases anymore, but he interviewed many Greats Grandpa Malvary, and Great Grandpas Joshua and Jack.  

After a little booing of the Emperor of Evil, Java, Nolan asked Grandpa jack about the gender of his baby.  And... I still don’t know.  Perhaps he isn’t friendly enough with Jack?  There was no pop-up...

Word on the street is that java has remarried to a fellow thug.  This thug has been in several relationships ranging from boyfriend to marriage.  You can do better than hand-me-downs, Java!