#jeff bilsky

[unblissfulawareness]

Bilsky BTS 🥰🥰

[diamondwriterbaker]

Hey for the character ask, can we please get some Jeff 👀

I'm sorry it took me months to get to this, I felt like my answers weren't that great, but I might think of more.

how i feel about this character:

I like him. I don't have a ton of thoughts about him, but I think he(and the other bilskies) are interesting.

who i ship romantically with this character:

No one in particular.

nonromantic otp:

I have an AU in my head where he's friends with Drill Finger, so maybe him? Besides that, the rest of the Bilsky family.

unpopular opinion about him:

I don't think I've really seen any about him.

something I wish would have happened with him in canon:

Somebody(90% sure it was you) mentioned that they wished Henry or Ray had said something about Jeff being a product of the system or something like that, and I agree with that. I also wish we could have seen a bit more of his relationship with his siblings.

[vic-tori-ous]

I love how Ray hates Jeff more than any actual villains 💀

[junknstufffiles]

Please please please for character ask can we get some Jeff 🙏

What I think about the character

Jeff is interesting because he is (I believe) the only non-villain criminal we see. He is the stand-in for regular crime, and reveals a lot about what is wrong with Swellview's public services.

I feel bad for Jeff. He's the oldest of 4 (that we know of) and genuinely cares for his family. He probably dropped out of school to take care of them, and that was through crime. He has 100% "robbed" a food bank. (They had premade boxes of food they were giving out and he grabbed one and ran.) The workers know who the Bilsky's are and just registered him themselves, so no actual theft happened. I don't think he sees jail as a bad thing, because they feed him and the cell has AC or heating depending on the time of year.

So I feel like the system has failed Jeff in a lot of ways. People look at him and laugh, when it's their lack of compassion that failed him.

Platonic-OTP Character Pairing

I want to say Jeff and Ray, but I think I'll go with Jeff and Billy. Him with his family is the first time we get a glimpse that Jeff is anything more and it was by him showing up for his little brother.

Unpopular opinion

I don't know if it's an unpopular opinion here, but Jeff isn't dumb, he just doesn't have much education in general. Even before he dropped out I think his parents would pull him out or not take him to school

What I wish would have happened in Canon

Ideally for the systemic problems of Swellview to be addressed through Jeff. Realistically, a throwaway or joke line acknowledging Ray or Henry know how bad the system is and how Jeff is a product of that

[biperhart]

Henry: *slaps Jeff across the face*

Jeff: Ow! What was on your hand?

Henry: Thumb ring, bitch.

[captainmaniseffinghot]

Top 3 Fave Villians & Why:

Yes, Henry Danger fandom! I want to hear from you! 😁😁😁

I’ll go first:

1. Drex

I mean look at him, srsly he’s hot af. A badass villain and smoking hot? Yaaaaas, my babes!!!🔥🔥🔥

Dramatic personal backstory with Ray that makes me mega curious how their fall out really went down. Tortured, dark and damaged characters are always my cup of tea...☕️

The only villain who’s ever given Ray a serious run for his money. The only villian who’s ever come alarmingly close to defeating him. Remember Back to the Danger? I had mega anxiety and excitement the whole episode.

That sneering smirk he does. You know the one...

He into spankings. 🤭 Nuff said.

Dr. Night-Night? More like Dr. All-Night...Mmmm, amirite guys?💋❤️👅

No doubt the most dangerous dick in Swellview. I am 100% on board for that ride...🍆😍💦

2. Dr. Minyak and Nurse Cohort

Minyak is totally Extra af and my fave dramatic bitch

He gets an E for effort. No matter how many times he gets defeated, he always tries again and believes he can succeed. And his plans are always bombastic and completely over the top...

Challenged Ray to a spelling contest just so he could at least get one minor victory against him. They both lost and had to ride tricycles across the country 🤣🤣🤣

“I will recur!”

Nurse Cohort is like a villian goddess!❤️🥰❤️ She is so beautiful and poised! She brings class to the crime duo and is supportive of Minyak even when she is so done with his dramatics.

Does anyone else love that Nurse Cohort has a huge crush on Ray? Lol! And bonus points that it makes Minyak super jealous!🤣🤣🤣

3. Jeff Bilsky

Stupid Jeff is such a gem! The funniest and most lovable villian imho.

The story he told about thwarting Sherlock Holmes. The entire The Whole Bilsky Family tbh. Comedy gold....

“It’s a Venetian ham...from Venetia!”🍖

He is so sweet and supportive to his family. He loves his mom and brothers.

Broke into a blood bank once because he thought it was a real bank. Later tried to steal the AC unit cuz his mom needed a new air conditioner

The entire Stuck in Two Holes episode. He was so excited when he thought he had Ray and Henry trapped. Was later defeated by two teenage girls throwing VHS tapes at him

He’s like a big dumb teddy bear, but he’s also my sweet smol son. 🐻

😁😁😁Reblog with your top three faves and why...and you’ll have like, I don’t know, uhm...a week of good luck! 🍀

[bitchmilsky]

they never said wake up jeff and i went OFF

[unblissfulawareness]

New HC based on Piper's reaction to Billy's reaction: They met in JAM.