The Crows as things me and my friends have said
Kaz (on disliking heartbeat ASMR): I’m repulsed by vitality.
Jesper: It’s dumb, but it's not the dumbest thing I do on a regular basis, so it's ok.
Matthias: I tend to err on the side of physical violence because I’m big and I win.
Wylan: Oh shit, I forgot to feel guilty about that.
Nina: I want someone to deliver sushi and macarons directly into my mouth while I’m falling asleep and I want it to happen now.
Inej: The LEGO movie actually has some pretty subversive themes if you think about it.
Jesper: Can I ask you a personal question? Kuwei: (warily, not sure if he's ready for a deep discussion rn) Uh... sure? Jesper: Do you have any slutty pajamas I can borrow?
Wylan: I think I’m less a fraidy cat and more a general weenie aura. Have you seen my tattoos? Those are weenie tattoos.
Jesper (about attracting introverts): I don't need to get you out of your shell I just need to get you out of your clothes.
Kaz: I could beat you in a fight. Matthias: Really?? Kaz: Oh for sure. I have more drive to hurt you. (a month later) Matthias: What is your drive to hurt me specifically? Kaz: Oh, it's just something everpresent.
Nina: I want to be remembered but only as sexy.
Wylan: Self-hatred's the dickens.
Jesper: More than once I have dropped a ladder on myself and enjoyed it. Inej: You need to unpack that. Jesper: Not right now I don't.
Nina: I rarely eat crackers plain. Jesper: You rarely eat crackersplain? Nina: *gestures to matthias* Sometimes I explain to this cracker. Matthias: Cheese. I eat them with cheese.
now with a part 2! and other crows nonsense here











