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James: What is worse than heartbreak?

Remus: Changing your answer on a test but then finding out the original one was right.

James:

Sirius:

Lily: I mean he’s not wrong.

Sirius: You really couldn’t think of a single less nerdy thing to say...

James : girls are so hot

Sirius : guys are so hot

Remus : why is everyone so hot!?

Lily : global warming

Lily: what are you doing

James: nothing! nobody. not drugs. not taxes if you were wondering

Teenage Marauders: *Spend their time making a super cool map that helps them and later generations that attend Hogwarts*

Teenage Snape: *Spends his time creating a spell that could fucking murder someone*

Sirius: What scares you?

Remus: People that regularly go to bed before 10 pm...

Remus: ...how the HELL do they function???

Sirius: Remus?!

Remus: What do you want now?

Sirius: When butterflies get nervous do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Remus: What the fuck-

Lily: It’s a little cold out...

James: Want my jacket?

Severus: WANT ME TO SET YOU ON FIRE??

Lily: ...and you wonder why I chose James

Sirius: I accidentally scratched James’ broom... how long do you think I have to live?

Remus: Ten

Sirius: Ten what?

Remus: Nine

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