rank your top 5 gay ships by likelihood to brawl in an ikea
holy shit wow never been asked a better question. (blithe you also realise this is v controversial, what if people dont agree with my ranking of most likely to brawl in an ikea)
1. arya x lyanna - 👀👀 you know im right, and this most def ends when either is like 😟what if we kissed😳in ikea🤔 (to be fair all of these ships will have this kind of ending right??)
2. theon x jon - im telling you… the ‘i won’t hesitate bitch’ energy is strong with these two like.. DANGEROUS LEVELS.
3. gendry x theon - i just know this would happen, i know it. theon would def start it only to have gendry nail him down (ayeee hammer time) im also putting them after jontheon because i feel like gendry’s more tolerant of fools than jon is cause jon always WANTS to talk back to a bitch whilst gendry sometimes is indifferent
4. jon x gendry - fools would probably start this on accident
5. robb x theon - im putting them after BECAUSE i believe they are that couple which stays in the honeymoon phase forever but occasionally will knock down
- now are the honourable mentions and why they did not make the list
6. jon x satin - pls theyre pretty, satin doesn’t know how to cut a bitch unless jon has shown him how,
7. arya x shireen - shireen is too reasonable to let arya’s whims get a hold of her, brawling is for the bedroom pls and thank you
8. daenerys x arya - would not do anything except makeout in an ikea, but arya is close to showing dany her finishing move
9. sansa x margaery - no. they would not. ikea is a place to hold hands and test out furniture for their dream home (also a couple who forever remains in the honeymoon phase)
10. (secretly holds the 2nd position) jaime x brynden - huh you’re lying to yourself if you think they don’t use ikea as their primary destination for brawls as foreplay before going to a river
11. (shouldn’t even be on the list) renly x loras - fools, would never be seen in an ikea, would never do anything in public (except oral) like pls they have standards and class.
[please pleas tell me if I’ve missed any of my medieval homosexuals]