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this is actually something that is very important to me, far too often in fanfics are slashers (especially smaller slashers) picking up the reader "effortlessly", and it upsets me quite often.
these are some my exceptions to that, please enjoy. 🖤
(partially proof-read)
cut for length <3
Micheal Myers (RZ)
look at that man, mister Tyler Mane himself.
he’s a big boy.
beefy too..
he’s seen picking people up just by the neck alone with one hand. and while, sure, not plus sized people (as far as I can remember at least), I think it still counts for something.
(also his actor [Tyler Mane ❤️] is literally a retired wrestler lets be so fr)
Thomas Hewitt and Bubba Sawyer
these are farm boys, do I really have to explain myself? (I will anyway idc)
oh my beautiful silent fat husbands how I love thee…
how much does a chainsaw weigh..?
ah who cares.
anyway, like I said, these are farm boys.
they are literally born and bred to carry heavy stuff, not to mention they carry people for a living..
Jason Vorhees (post-zombification)
I specify post zombification for a very specific reason, while I certainly don’t doubt that he was strong before this (especially as he is still a big boy pre Tommy killing and resurrecting him.) I do believe that zombie Jason is much stronger.
if I’m not mistaken, I can almost remember him being (very momentarily) stunned by his own strength upon becoming a zombie.
Freddy Krueger
now listen, I know what you’re thinking, and yes this does contradict exactly what I said before we started.
BUT!! he is a half exception.
you see, Freddy lives in some sort of dream/nightmare world, he controls this world.
I fully believe that he could make you light as a feather, or even himself stronger if he so pleases, as long as you’re in his nightmare world with him of course.
Rusty Nail
now Rusty, as we know, is a large boy, a trucker, and a farm boy, so he has quite a lot going for him on this one.
however!! he is also getting up there in years, he’s not exactly young.
(oh my god that gif…)
I think I’d give him maybe 20 minutes before he starts aching (or old man grumbling/complaining).
honorable mention: Lurch, from The Addam’s Family
ANY VERSION, DOESN’T MATTER
not a slasher, I KNOW. SHUT UP.
that’s why he’s an honorable mention :3
I think we all know he’s big, and strong.
I don’t really have much to say about his place in this, I just know in my soul that he needed to be here (despite not being a slasher..)
anyway, I think thats all I have to say, maybe I’ll add more or do a part two at a later date.
I’m kinda new to these stuff..but can you tell us headcanons of Rusty nail if y/n gets pregnant? Ty ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
⋆⑅˚₊🍰🥄 ୨୧ ‘’ SWEETY, SWEETY MARRY ME! HUNTAUSEND KIDS FOR ME! ‘’ – RUSTY NAIL X FEM! READER – SMUT & FLUFF – HEADCANONS.
{MDNI}
SUMMARY: ‘’He only wants a kin from you. ‘’
THUMBNAIL MADE BY ME!
TAGS/WARNINGS: plot with porn, this is utterly filthy, cervix breaching, pre-established relationships, pregnancy mentions, lactation kink, cumplay, dry humping, pillow humping, murder mentions, rusty being the best man around, fluff, fem!reader, bondage, comfort, biting, lovebites, nipple play, tipping, fingering, doggy + other positions, full nelson, handjobs.
A/N: started working on requests again since they have been piling up, hope you enjoy!
PROOFREAD!
NSFW UNDER THE CUT.
You know the phrase ‘’We had a baby!’’? Yeah, Rusty puts the WE in we had a baby.
Please do not play with this man, he is a broody mother hen when it comes to you being pregnant, he goes as far to reach drill instructor levels because he doesn’t want you on your feet period.
He is very involved with everything, he knows your every obgyn appointment, your ultrasounds, what nurse you like–It’s drilled into his head like it was painted there.
Him getting you pregnant was very intentional, like insanely intentional. He loves you to death (literally) and wants to start a family with you so you two can grow old and sappy together.
So when you came to him with a positive pregnancy test it was the first time you ever saw him crack an emotion because of how excited he was.
Your womb literally saved lives, because nothing could distract him from working really hard to build the perfect nursery and make sure he could be off the entire time you are pregnant.
He will not leave your side, he looms over you. What’s personal space? He don’t know her..
He’s very loving towards you, constantly pressing his head against yours, snuggling you, kissing you at any chance.. He’ll smother your cheeks in smooches while you giggle and paw him away because his stubble is tickling you.
He looveeess to carry your belly, no matter how small or how big it is. He loves to do it because A. he’s helping you out mentally & physically, and B. he’s feeling his baby!!
Will use your belly as a pillow so he can listen to the faint murmur of your baby in your belly, he kisses the shit out of your belly explaining he’s giving his child some love too.
He’s more attentive to you when you're pregnant, not like he wasn’t before but now he moves like Kratos on a mission. Heating pad? CVS version bought and plugged in, you want a complex meal at 3 am? He’s cooking in a slutty apron, you're having morning sickness? Cradling you and keeping your hair out of your face while you puke.
He loves to intertwine your fingers together and keep them on your belly like all three of you are cuddling, he doesn’t want the baby to feel left out.
He already bought the ‘’WORLDS BEST DAD!’’ mug for himself, and honestly? It’s not hypocritical. He is in fact the world’s best dad, because the fuck you mean he drove for 45 minutes in a storm to find an open restaurant at 11 at night to get you food?
One of his old and unused guest bedrooms will be repurposed for the nursery, both of your opinions matter when it comes to it.
He’s very… Nervous about sex when you get into the later months, opting to just let you dry hump him or ride his fingers–Hell he’ll eat you out all night long! But vaginal sex? Yeahh.. It’s going to take a lot of coaxing to get him to do it because he really doesn’t want to hurt you.
The closet you’ve gotten is tipping, and maybe 3 inches. But that’s as far as he’ll go, he’s terrified of splitting you open.
Speaking of sex, remember when I said baby making was very intentional? The minute he got the green light from you he started throwing you in a million different positions.
Mating press, full nelson, unicorn.. Anything. He literally had your face crushed into the bed while he stood up and dicked you down so hard you squirted all over him like a broken fire hydrant.
He doesn’t just cream pie you, nonono… He turns your insides into pudding. He will go till he’s shooting blanks, babbling shit he shouldn’t be saying, violently tremoring, and about to pass out.
He doesn’t stop when you pass out, he’ll keep going. Drunkenly squeezing your heavy tits, groping them till your skin was raw and irritated as he pathetically humped the Christ out of your spasming pussy that was begging for him to stop.
Of course he cradles your head the whole time your sleeping, keeping you nice n’ comfy as he continues to fuck a litter into you. <3
Sex with him has always been wild and rough, but it gets downright brutal and terrifying. He’s had you CRAWLING away from him because you felt like a stimulated zit about to pop, he’ll drag your sweaty ass back over and promise to keep fucking you all weekend if he has too.
Not an inch of your body is normal, it’s all violent hickeys that look like you had been mauled, massive dark bruises that look like abuse, hand shaped welts and healing bites all over your raw skin. Especially your tits.
Jesus those honkers drive him up the walls, y’know the song ‘’Shoulder Boulders?’’ He wrote that. He uses every nickname for those puppies, tits, knockers, double d’s, fun bags, hooters, chest puppies, chesticles, mammaries–EVERYTHING.
Tank tops are a dangerous game around him, they barely cover those melons and he can’t resist when his hands just grope mindlessly. Already making your poor nipples pebble because his rough fingers feel like sandpaper and they are tugging at you. :(
He’ll spend hours sucking at them, the skin, your nipples–Hell he’s the reason why you kickstarted milk production early.
He’s so embarrassed to admit it and hid it from you for months, but when you started pumping and leaving bags in the freezer for your upcoming baby. You thought he accidentally threw them out, but he didn’t. He was drinking them. He ONLY got caught the morning you caught him eating cereal, but there was no milk in the fridge because over the weekend you ran out because you made cookie swirl banana pudding.
He’s super embarrassed–And apologies thinking you're grossed out, but you’ve had this man in your cervix so many times the hospital sighs every time you come in for a bruised cervix.
You do ban him from drinking the milk however, that is for the baby not him.. But you do let him drink straight from the source because your mad fucking tired of having extreme back pain.
His brain completely buzzes when he does suckle from you, it takes you gasping and tugging him off for him to realize he sucked your nipples raw and sensitive. Doesn’t stop him from kissing them as apologies.
Dry humping & clothed sex is a must, you’ll be all snuggled up and happy and content while you hump n’ grind on each other. Even without putting it in he makes you an absolute fucking mess every time.
Loves watching you hump his pillow while he jerks off, biting down on his knuckles as he hears your slick soak through his pillow.
Owns I ‘’I HEART MILFS’’ T-shirt and hat, along with ‘’I HEART BIG TITTY BITCHES!!’’ he wears them in public with the most smuggest fucking smile you have ever seen.
Once you discover you look good in baby doll tops specifically from the 2000s it’s done. It’s over for him, he was driving you to an ultrasound appointment and you two were 10 minutes late because you had to give him a handjob while he had his face buried in your tits.
LOVES how your body grows, if you ever get self conscious or hate it he’ll tie you up or pin you anywhere and everywhere. But his personal favorite is keeping a mirror or camera right in front of you as he holds you in a full nelson, stuffing your gooey pussy full with his thick fingers as he murmurs praises for you to repeat back to yourself.
‘’S’ pretty mama.. Look at chu’.’’, ‘’Yer’ fuckin’ beautiful baby, don’t forget that.’’, ‘’See? Even this pussy agrees mama’s pretty.’’
Now when the baby is born this man is unbearable, he isn’t in the recliner chair or couch–He’s in the bed behind you. He IS the mattress. He’ll rub your belly, perform massages on you so you aren’t uncomfortable and will reduce tearing..
Won’t eat. Shit he’s eating ice chips with you! He refuses to eat, he fasts the whole time because he knows you will cry because you can’t eat.
During birth he was right behind you, making sure you're getting oxygen, squeezing him so hard he bleeds–He does it all, assisting the whole way through.
Once the baby is born his mood switches, he sobs when your child is born but instantly becomes a grizzly bear towards the staff. Everything HAS to be done in the room.
Does skin to skin contact with you, he cuddles you both in the bed while he’s sobbing his eyes out silently.
