#kuwtb

[daenystheedreamer]

Hey that post about *makes u cum, reblogs pics of knights* reminded me, where does Brienne fit into KuwtB? something something Renly's beard for the gym?

i never figured out what i wanted her to do!!! maybe she's renly's bodyguard i like pete buttigieg style fiscally conservative socially liberal #gay#loveislove#noh8 politician renly its really funny to me so he can have bodyguard brienne.

but anyway she and jaime go on a blind date (set up by renly, its his fault) that goes SOOOO bad and she hates him but they meet again and she takes pity on him. maybe he gets into a car crash and she happens to be there that would be so cute for them... she's just minding her own business maybe went to a bar but only women would hit on her and she has to be like im so sorry im straight 💔 and then jaime drunk driving crashes his car into a pole across the street and she calls the ambulance and stays in hospital with him cos cersei and tywin wont visit (tyrion is on a phones-off corporate/rehab retreat in the summer isles and doesnt find out till he comes back, it kinda ruins his summer vibes tbh)

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[widowsresolve]

I’ve been sitting on this idea for a while now and decided it’s ready to share!

Inspired by the Keeping Up With the Joneses film, our favorite couple of master assassins end up undercover in suburbia next to the curious neighbor combo of Bennie and Claire (from the Item 47 one shot).

Chapter 1 on AO3

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[daenystheedreamer]

omg the one ask about your modern au reminded me of your keeping up with the baratheons thing i loved it so much!!!! do you have any other ideas/hcs for it???

AHHH KUWTB i missed them... ok so i love the idea of like real housewives of king's landing existing and cersei being on a season of it and thats how she starts being famous for being famous yknow.

RHOKL cersei season: cersei, taena merryweather, tanda stokeworth, falyse stokeworth, lysa arryn, selyse florent, alerie tyrell. they're not KL technically but i would also add genna lannister, ellaria sand and sybell spicer.

i think this lineup would cause some astronomical levels of cunt and slay, but cersei is definitely the breakout star. marge and olenna show up as side characters. lysa exits the show dramatically. selyse falls for MLM scams and is forced to leave when she tries hawking them on facebook. the real actual cops get called when cersei and ellaria grab wine glasses and turn them into shanks and start trying to stab each other. there's soooo many cocaine and drunk driving arrests.

KUWTB is a RHOKL (jesus christ ive got asoiaf acronym brain) spinoff because cersei was so fucking insane and the ratings were so good everytime she like caused a physical fight. taena is the ONLY person from RHOKL that cersei doesnt have personal violent beef with (ellaria and cersei have restraining orders) and she shows up o KUWTB.

also i like the crack theory that taena's son is a robert bastard and i think it would be VERY funny for that scandal to play out.

myrcella likes RHOKL she thinks its funny and she liked wearing pretty dresses when she shows up on the show. joffrey fucking hates it so much he's like everyone at school thinks im GAY cos of this. tommen is just excited cos 'mummy's on tv!' robert does not give a fuck

also taena and cersei go on a season of westerosi celebrity big brother and have implied lesbian sex in an episode

[daenystheedreamer]

This is tyrionyork again with another kuwtb / modern au question because these are fun: what do you think is the fashion style of each barranister?

tommen is dressed up in little sailor suits okay.... i believe cersei has like. gajillion dollar photoshoots where he's in a little sailor boy costume with a big lollipop :)

joffrey is so polo shirt yacht white boy abercrombie and finch old money tiktok core fashion. or this:

myrcella would cycle through westerosi tiktok trends. like cottagecore vsco clean girl blah blah etcetc. rich white girl type. with scrunchies.

cersei... think real housewives but even worse. even whiter. even more inner city suburbs.

tyrion in the steve jobs turtleneck... sexy. but business casual. roman roy succession dot jpeg.

renly is bespoke suits. renly would describe stannis as normcore, stannis would describe himself as a normal man wearing normal man clothing. loras is a gymbro in gymbro clothing. marge and renly buy loras' clothing for him or he will just wear booty shorts and a wifebeater.