#literally why not

[st4rfvckerr]

making draft predictions when you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about is so fun. i just made some bullllshittttt let's draft 4 goalies

[spacemanxpaninis]

“Why do you watch Hogan’s Heroes?”

It’s silly. It shits on nazis. It’s got attractive people in it. What more could you want?

[abbielauren2024]

Me: alright, it’s time to write some action or fluff or SOMETHING other than existential dread!

*writes more existential dread*

Me: whelp dang it how did that happen

[martianrachael]

Respectfully, why doesn't ChoCho have Akimichi cheek markings? Bc she would rock a partial cloud design (pays homage to Karui/Kumo) or some sorta katana symbol (Karui's kenjutsu/her katana) + the rest of InoShikaCho get to rep both parents abilities while it feels like ChoCho gets limited to mostly body expansion techniques so I think it would be a neat consistent reminder she's got other skills (or they could just give her a katana of her own, she deserves it)

[glorfindel-of-imladris]

I have finally started creating my "friends" household (i.e., the household that doesn't really get played so much as they populate the neighborhood and become your primary Sims' friends) and it's funny how the creation of Ecthelion is basically me doing my best to create:

The richest, most posh-looking mf in this neighborhood;

Guy who is handsome in that out-of-your-league kind of way;

Intelligent, musically-inclined, perfectionist snob who is sure to give Erestor a run for his money (Erestor is only two out three of these things lmao).

I think that fits Ecthelion pretty well 🤭 (at least by how I write him anyway)

He and Glorfindel meet and catch up.

He is, of course, created to be Glorfindel's best friend. So far, so good! They're getting along!

To be clear, I've had this Glorestor household for years now and they are still as close as ever.

I'm glad I don't really see ship wars nowadays, because there used to be a time when it was Not Great™, and that's the reason why I didn't touch Ecthelion back then. That's sad though because fast forward to years later, I found I like Ecthelion a lot actually! It's just that I don't really like drama, so even with Ecthelion in the picture, I never have him as a third party. I know some people enjoy that and that is of course okay, just not really my thing personally.

Anyway, Ecthelion comes to visit again.

Okay, I say I don't like drama, but I did have a little giggle when Erestor joined the group. (Erestor has a different set of friends, so I wasn't really planning to have him be friends with Ecthelion, but welp—)

They're formal at first... but I think that worked out well given their personalities. I thiiiiiink (because it's been a while since I last checked Erestor's profile) Ecthelion and Erestor share the genius + perfectionist traits in my game, and I think they're both formal types. Headcanons about them really are a lot alike. Makes you wonder about those ship wars again because they're practically the same person LOL

Okay, so Glorfindel left.

Erestor shifted closer to Ecthelion and I was like HUH and then OH NOOO now I ship them LMAO this is why I end up accidentally taking Ecthelion not as part of a love triangle but part of a triad LMAO GLORFINDEL COME BACK—

(anyway in case you're wondering, Glorfindel left to cook 😂)

LOL look at him, he's just a happy guppy SIR I AM HAVING A CRISIS BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIENDS—

[mochiagvt]

Okay but hear me out:

AU WHERE:

Atsushi gets hit with an ability and has to live through and survive fairy tales as the main character (he does subsequently change genders depending on which fairy tale protagonist he is). BUT the fairy tales all get the Grimm's version of the fairy tales..

So like he gets transported to Snow White and constantly faces attempts on his life from the step mother. He runs to the forest, threatens huntsman and runs off. Makes friends(?) with dwarves. Eats poison apple. Gets dislodged from his throat via kiss. Has to marry this man three times his age who tried to kiss his dead body. Gets transported in the next story after making the step mother dance in hot iron shoes.

But yeah and eventually he just gets so used to this cycle after about ten times (maybe less tbh) and starts bullshitting them through. Decks the prince in the face when he tries to kiss Atsushi to 'wake him up' because what the actual fuck he is SLEEPING and why does that keep happening to him. Full on blows up a town so that he can divert the attention away from him and scurry off into the streets on his magic carpet. Etc, etc.

Some ADA members (maybe some PM ones too because why not) eventually get hit with the ability and get put in the same stories, only as side characters. They meet some witch who tells them some really cryptic shit that legit just means 'go to the ball. he's there.' and at first they're worried because they can't find Atsushi at the ball. But then they realise, after some silver-haired beauty with a long flowing dress slaps the king and fucking LEGS IT in a ballgown and heels, that holy shit FOUND HIM! And now what? Because they can't get close to him or they die. And if they try to interfere with the story beforehand the plot makes it so it goes back to normal.

Cue ADA and PM just watching as a bad ass mf Atsushi owns the shit out of these random people in heels and a corset as they try to figure out how the fuck to get out of this situation.

[existential-queeer]

Ms. Marvel Finale checklist

The suit ✅

The name ✅

Conflict resolution with Nakia ✅

More powers ✅

Captain Marvel ✅

The Marvels set up ✅

Kamala confirmed to be Inhuman 🚫

Wait....what?

Kamala confirmed to be Inhuman 🚫

Kamala confirmed to be Inhuman 🚫

I saaaaiiiiiddddd "Kamala confirmed to be Inhuman!!"

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

*picks up ringing phone*

"What do you mean she's a mutant?"

[knifeforkspooncup]

What if other people don't find you cringe but find you adorably funny? What if you aren't the Worst™ and are actually a little spark of joy to the people around you? What if people smile when they think of you? What if people actually like everything you are, even your flaws?

What then? WHAT THEN, HUH?