#littlefucker

[readingreddingread]

Reasons I Want Him Dead

"Doubtless you know your son better than I do," he made himself tell Cersei, "but regardless, there's still much to be said for a Tyrell marriage. It may be the only way that Joffrey lives long enough to reach his wedding night."

Littlefinger agreed. "The Stark girl brings Joffrey nothing but her body, sweet as that may be. Margaery Tyrell brings fifty thousand swords and all the strength of Highgarden."

"Indeed." Varys laid a soft hand on the queen's sleeve. "You have a mother's heart, and I know His Grace loves his little sweetling. Yet kings must learn to put the needs of the realm before their own desires. I say this offer must be made."

[ladycatofwinterfell]

The show got most things wrong but I appreciate the way Ned absolutely glares at littlefucker every time they’re in the same room, especially when cat is there and littlefucker’s being slimy as hell

[vpba]

Mood: Sad Catelyn

God she’s a good actress.

S02ep4

[kyliafanfiction]

“I don’t like you, Lord Baelish”

Filed under: Things Renly Has In Common With 99% of the population of Westeros.

also, seriously though, for all that Renly was an idiot or at least, incredibly Naïve, He is a seriously underused character. Wasted potential out the wazoo.

[im-so-mad-all-the-time]

Me, everytime Littlefinger opens his mouth:

[lyarraofhousestark]

New GoT Trailer:

Things I loved:

Opening with a 20-second shot of ma girl in the godswood

Jon’s voice-over imploring Dany/Tyrion to work with him beyond the wall

Brienne and Pod working their new Northern duds

Jaime being dramatic af on that battlefield

BERIC DONDARRION 

Bran finally getting a gd wheelchair

Jon’s beach hair

Ending the trailer with Sansa giving the Starkiest Stark quote to ever Stark  

Things I hated:

Littlefinger and his shadow-creeping. Ugh.

[readingreddingread]

Assassination and Chaos

It's 283 AC and the King's party is on the way to Winterfell you've been isekai'd with a gun, it's got nine armor piercing rounds who are you offing first?

Tywin Lannister

Gregor Clegane

Walder Frey

Peytr Baelish

Lysa Arryn

Cersei Lannister

Joffrey Baratheon

Roose Bolton

Ramsay Snow

Varys

Illyrio

Robert Baratheon

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

This idea came to me as I was trying to sleep, wisely did not give into the hubris of attempting quiz making that very second unlike other times. Workshopped it a lil bit even. Now you may note your personal beloathed, guy who pushed a child, or war crimes babygirl guy might not be on here but I have a plan. Winner is eliminated and one of the people not on here may be added in their option slot. I will only have 2 people of the same surname/house on at a time to start with so if you nominate multiple Freys I might not get them on the 2nd or 3rd round. Also I think like kill Walder and the worst of the Freys would probably kill each other for Lordship of the Twins but more chaos How to nominate? Comment, use notes in a reblog or the reblog itself and put "I nominate," before stating the name Lastly for expediency's sake the King's Party is somewhere in the Riverlands, probably with a stuck wheel or broken axel on the royal wheelhouse. You will have to figure out how to travel to your preferred target, bon voyage.

[ladycatofwinterfell]

The surest way to a woman’s heart is a box with her dead husband in it, am I right, ladies?