#machinations

[drakomachina]

two ends of the same scale

[drag-on-dra-goon]

the one jerma clip I'll never not laugh at was when he called the goo you get from the scorn baby crusher machine "mojo" and played the austin powers theme while that little abomination got hydraulic pressed into jelly and you can see his face genuinely get a little uncomfortable at the thought of just how awful this whole bit was in the moment only for him to play the song again not even 5 minutes later

[olameni]

So my study of SQL is going slower than anticipated. That said I do feel reasonably confident and comfortable with the platform and how to use it to do basic things.Looking forward to having a certification or two under my belt by Summer 2025.

I have to get stronger at Excel and learn python. I need datasets to practice with. I also need to figure out what I need to read to improve my domain knowledge.

[craneum]

when I die I'm gonna have my family and friends elect someone to be the new me, taking my name, job, education, and experience. this election will be treated with the seriousness of electing a pope, will be as petty as mean girls, and anyone may be elected. watch out, you could one day wake up and find yourself to be me.

[unsalted-thoughts]

He was a Wilhelm boy,

She was a Femur Breaker girl.

[creekfiend]

hee :3

[lustrumlane]

What little rest one can get in the plush beds of the guest rooms is interrupted by a knock at the door and a nearly imperceptible voice that whispers, "Come out." One by one, the wayward guests make their way to the lobby. There are no familiar faces in sight.

The Curator scans your faces as you walk and holds up a hand, "Before any of you demand an explanation, take a look. This all washed up the same time as you."

His anxiety is apparent, and the hall looks more interesting than what little answers he's prepared to offer. He steps aside and lets you all into the left wing— the Hall of Recollection's first room has opened. The names of your fellows becomes clear as you scan the displays, each cordoned off by velvet rope.

Anisha Jain

Aurelius

Coronis the Phrygian

Dahlia

Dante Monterya

Edith Davis

Elena Van Wyck

Emerson Tiels

Ephemerael Glymmerplum

Kit Carlisle

Lacunas

Maya Castaneda

The Mercury Nightwalker

Mikhail of Ryabsk

PACKET-Man

Rui Isahai

Upsilon Zhang

Uroro Zenzen

Venetia Octavia Xanthe Luscinia

Victor Laurent

[Invitations and follow-up will go out shortly.]