Mag 198 is fucking gold, man. Debriefing from Annabelle, “shocker I have self esteem issues”, InCredibly bitchy Martin, this is their get-along ladder, “let’s go home”, it’s got it all
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Mag 198 is fucking gold, man. Debriefing from Annabelle, “shocker I have self esteem issues”, InCredibly bitchy Martin, this is their get-along ladder, “let’s go home”, it’s got it all
Me, last week: Oh gosh they have to deal with Georgie and Melanie being protective of their cult in the tunnels.
MAG198: The cult was taken and Georgie and Melanie are the only ones left.
Me: ...I guess that's one way to deal with the cult.
Me: the statements can’t possibly get any more on the nose.
Mag 198:
I always kinda imagine Martin as Harvey Guillen (actor that plays guillermo in what we do in the shadows)
Mag198 canonically confirmed he’s both fat and strong and I love that for him
MAG 198 Spoilers... Ish
Much like the rest of the fandom, I too have decided that Martin definitely rowed Pre-Apocalypse; hence, his disappointment with the distinct lack of lake on the return to London.
Unlike much of the rest of the fandom (as far as I’m aware), I row. I row a lot. I have replaced my sleep schedule with rowing. Do not ask me how my body feels right now, because it is either all pain or all numb and I can no longer tell the difference. I have fused with rowing down to my very core.
The important thing I’m getting at here is that if Martin were a rower, he would not have great arms. They’d be muscular, sure, but not defined muscular. More like a “when we hug you squeeze much harder than I was expecting” type of muscular. No, what would be muscularly defined as fuck would be his legs. Rowing as the English row gives you the most muscular and defined legs you will ever get without dehydrating yourself half to death.
Basically, Martin could carry Jon and just do a thousand squats no problem. Or kick down the door to the Panopticon to burn it to the ground without hesitation. Or, y’know, just flex his legs and dazzle his boyfriend. All of these are valid options.
Okay so I’ll need y’all to make 92625268127 drawings of the Melanie and Basira hug okay?
Jon: