Peter on 14 energy drinks: ᶜᵒᶜᵒⁿᵘᵗˢ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵉ ᵐⁱˡᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᶠᵘʳ. ˢᵒ ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜˡᵃˢˢⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵃˡˢ?
Tony: kid what the fuCK.

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Peter on 14 energy drinks: ᶜᵒᶜᵒⁿᵘᵗˢ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵉ ᵐⁱˡᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᶠᵘʳ. ˢᵒ ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜˡᵃˢˢⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵃˡˢ?
Tony: kid what the fuCK.
Steve: I love you to the moon and back
Bucky pausing the 290th conspiracy video he watched today: You fool-
I'm shaking like an angry mother shakes a child knowing that because of the corona virus I wont be able to watch Black Widow-
Mj on her wedding right before the bouquet toss: Gather around, you singe losers, so I can throw my used flowers at you.
I don't care about the Corona Virus anymore. ⁱ👏ᵃᵐ👏ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ👏ᵗᵒ👏ˢᵉᵉ👏ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ👏ʷⁱᵈᵒʷ👏ᵃᵗ👏ᵗʰᵉ👏ᶜⁱⁿᵉᵐᵃ👏ʸ'ᵃˡˡ👏ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ👏ˢᵗᵒᵖ👏ᵐᵉ
Am I the only one whose friends are not that hyped about the Black Widow movie. Like I know several people irl that are mad Marvel fans and only one time has the film been mentioned (a friend of mine said he thinks the film will be bad because it has a female protagonist and therefore it will be as bad as Captain Marvel (honestly Nikola fuck you)) While I'm here counting down waiting for the tickets to drop. I'm disappointed with the people I interact irl.
Peter: Heyyoooo guyss! It's me. YA BOI SPIDER MAN
Tony: Peter on exactly how many capri suns are you???
Steve: I am as the youths say 'straight-up not having a good time'
Peter: Mr. Captain America Sir omg