#marvel+chat

[obsessedwithseb]

I saw some tiktok where someone was working for the “avengers assistant hotline’ receiving way too funny calls and I thought - why not let Y/N be one of their assistants and have them receive a call about his boyfriend?

Too funny to me.

[honeyimthedevil]

Tony: Hey, where did that ring came from?

Peter: Do you like it? I found it in the sock drawer

Tony:

Peter: It's like it was made for me

Tony: I know... It's almost like an engagement ring

Peter: *smug* I know

Tony: So... you just got engaged to me... without me?

[midnight-lightning]

You: Wow, your family is shit. You should get a new one

Loki: Yeah, well, that's impossible

You: Not really

You: You could always start one with me

[sabine-leo]

Legend has it...

Tony walks into the common room of the STARK TOWER

Tony: Y/N ? Why are you still awake it´s *checks watch* 3am

You: *tired* I seem to have insomnia or something...

Tony: Oh, been there...done that...

Nat: *walking in* Been where? Did what?

Tony & You: Insomnia...

Nat: *nods* Ahh...

Bucky walks in with Cap

Tony: *lifts an eyebrow* Where have you two been hanging? Shouldn´t you be fast asleep by now...given your age?

Nat: *snorts* Midnight bathroom break...*kisses Caps cheek*

Cap: HA HA! Very funny... *Hugs her*

Bucky: *grabs water out of fridge* Why are you all awake? *throws one to Steve*

You: Couldn´t sleep

Cap: *catches water bottle* All of you? *sits on chair*

Tony: *slumps down on sofa* Nah, I just came back from a party... *grins*

Nat: Mission with Clint took longer than expected...

Loki walks in with Thor

Tony: THE HECK! When I wanna throw a party you are all snoozing by 10..NOW you are all awake?!

Thor: We just came back from Asgard...Why are you all still awake?

Tony: *points at Nat* Mission

*points at Cap and Bucky* Bathroom break

*points at himself* PARTY

*points at you* Insomnia

Thor: On Asgard Legend says; when you can not sleep you are awake in someone elses dream. Or someone is thinking about you.

Loki: *leans against the counter next to you*

You: *grumpy* When I find out who is not letting me sleep I´ll kick his shins!

Everybody: *laughing*

Loki: I´d rather prefer for you to kiss me. You can´t hold me acountable for dreaming of you... I missed you!

Everybody: *jaw drops down*

Tony: *whispering* Smooth reindeergames, finally!

You: *staring at Loki*

Loki: *winks, takes your hand, leads you to the door*

You: Where are we going?

Loki: To bed... *grins*

Tony: I don´t think he´s talking about sleeping...

Thor: Most definetely not *grins*

Tony: *chuckles* Ah well, if we are all awake now anyways.

JARVIS Bring on some music

Everybody: *heads to bed*

Tony: OH COMMON!

[crazyfreckledginger]

Y/N: Well well well, a crystal ball huh? Can you read my future, handsome?

Mysterio: I will, you are going to die, by my hand.

[magicmanias]

Peter: I feel like I'm finally conquering my fear of ghosts.

Shuri: That's the spirit!

Peter: Where!?

[itsawkwardfanboi]

Loki: yo, low-key, nobody likes you

Thor: well that high-key makes me feel like shit

Loki: I low-key wish I cared

[thefightingdragon]