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tony: harley...

harley: oh no, harley in b flat.

harley: You're disappointed.

Peter : I dare you to kiss the next person that enters the room

Bucky : I'm not kissing anybo-

Steve : *walks in*

Bucky :

Bucky : A dare is a dare so-

Natasha to Tony: we’re trying to teach Steve Spanish but he’s terrible at it

Steve: Lo sientio. Estoy embarazada

Peter: you just told us you’re pregnant

Tony: congratulations you’re glowing

Stephen: i love you

Tony: please don’t do that to yourself..

Peter: *dabs*

Mantis: what is that?

Peter: what, this? *dabs again*

Mantis: yeah

Peter: oh, it’s um... a gesture humans use when they’re happy about something

Mantis: oh, ok

LATER

Gamora: so, we’re going to go in about an hour

Mantis: *dabs*

Peter: *starts scream-laughing from across the room*

Steve looks so done with tony here I’m crying-

Tony: and that, Steve, is why I need to buy an island right now.

Steve:

Tony : Falling off a building is better than getting hit by a train

Peter, scrunching his nose : is it though?

Vision : *passes out*

Wanda : omg omg quick what should we do?!

Peter : Have you tried putting him in rice?

Tony : Peter this is not-

Peter : Or have you tried turning it off and on again?

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