#master crafter

[toacody]

Artakha

The epitome of creativity.

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Creator: FeroxJ

[glorfindelridesagain]

Annatar: Do I look nice?

Celebrimbor: You look like you’re about to set someone on fire.

Annatar: Perfect!

[mommybard]

My wish is to be a master crafts woman, who can make anything she sets her mind to

A master crafts woman~? Now, this wish I can respect. Easily granted.  You know, mommy does a bit of crafting. Well, I guess you could call it that. I embroider a bit, I sew, knit and crochet. Really enjoy baking and cooking, especially when I get to see a cutie’s face light up when they try my creations. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside~!  Now, I don’t know what craft you had in mind, or if you wanted to be a...well I guess jack of all trades wouldn’t be right, if you’re the master of all of them, but you get the idea. But, it wouldn’t be a genie wish curse without something extra, would it~? I respect the wish. I get that need to craft. So, this one is one you could potentially avoid...though I’m not sure a pervert who summoned me would want to~ Your hands...the things you create with them are truly magical. And you know that sensation when you make something for someone and their eyes sparkle in delight when they receive it? I still want you to have that...but at a slight warp. See, people will be more than happy to accept your gifts. I mean, you worked so hard on them, who wouldn’t~? But, they’ll start to change the people, based on what was driving you wild those nights when you were resting from working so hard. Let me explain~ Fingered yourself wanting a cute little bunny girl between your legs eating you out those nights~? The person who receives the gift you work on...well, were their ears always that long? No, you’re sure they weren’t. They weren’t so...floppy yesterday. And...is that a plug? No...not them. They can’t be that lewd. Besides...plugs don’t twitch like that.  Or maybe you came all over yourself imagining a big, strong, horse cocked woman helping you in your workshop. Your friend you gave that last creation to, did she suddenly get taller? Has she been working out? And what is...unf, god damn that’s a big bulge. It couldn’t hurt to have her come over to...”assist” you, could it~? I’m sure you’ll cum to enjoy this gift~

[simplepilgrimpoetry]

The Quarry

The ancient quarry

from where sculptures were born

Magical works of art

whose loss we mourn

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From the marble

magnificent statues were formed

Miracles

the master-crafters of old performed

[lilambrosia-blog]

🎃 GRIM HARLEQUIN STYLE 🌺

By Chamberlain Haskill

My Lord Sheogorath has directed me to compile a guide for those seeking to create “Grim Harlequin” arms and armor, so that the Mad God’s mortal servants may have a way to make all their equipment look the same. Of course, this standardization runs counter to all other cult practices, and is insane on the face of it. (Ahem.) Milord has probably already forgotten he asked me to do it, but what better do I have to do with my time than write manuals for mortals?

Actually, almost anything, now that I think about it.

AXES

Curved crescent axe blades are specified, with edges of varying depth, and a complicated cluster of sharp, curved … somethings … at the haft. You know: what-you-may-call-ems. Also, grinning skulls. Put those on everything.

BELTS

The belts shall be made of one, two, three, or four leather straps, of tanned Human or Elf skin, where possible. A grinning skull for the buckle, of course, Hip tassets may also sport skulls, wearing fool’s caps and with tongues extended. The extended tongue is very important—a stylistic hallmark, really.

BOOTS

Pointed toes are required. This is not negotiable. Uppers may be of dark quilted motley, as you like. But nobody will be looking past the pointed toes: do that right, and the rest is gravy. Note: not actual gravy. Gravy may be implied, but is never stated.

BOWS

Now isn’t this a pretty thing: seed pearls on the facing, and swooping recurved limbs that terminate in finials curled ‘round large, lovely milk pearls. An instrument of death, but ornamented with nacreous excretions: simply splendid. Don’t you think?

CHEST PIECESS

traps, straps, straps, and many layers—but not too rigid, not to confining, we do not wish to make it impossible to somersault. A Grim Harlequin must somersault, after all. As appropriate. (You’ll know when.) Also: grinning skull sternum cameo. Very important!

DAGGERS

What we want here is more or less a curved poniard. Pointed, of course, but with a definite crescent edge, so that it matches the swords and axes. The serrated back edge is handy for cleaning fish or grating cheese. A bastard to keep clean, though.

GLOVES

His Derangement has decreed that the fashion in Grim Harlequin gauntlets this season shall be for half-fingered gloves—the upper half. The lower digits shall remain nimble and free, so they can, as Milord Madness puts it, “Dance like little rabbits from blade to bow and back again.” The metaphor is strained, but you get the point, do you not?

HELMETS

Let your headgear be a cunning cowl that simultaneously evokes both a fool’s cap and an executioner’s hood—jolly but gruesome is the goal here, mortal. And there’s nothing to lose by adding a mummy-wrap bandit’s mask to the lighter sets, or a skull visor to the heavy.

LEG GREAVES

These should match the boots. I suppose. Just between you and me, to be quite candid, I have had no instruction from The Avuncular One in the matter of graves or schynbalds. Not a peep. It’s as if he didn’t care what you put on your lower legs. Make of that what you will.

MACES

The Grim Harlequin mace head is a grinning skull (naturally) wearing a fool’s cap, with a long extended tongue that wraps right ‘round the top of the haft. It’s quite cunning, really. If I were a mortal, I’d want both the one-handed and the two-handed versions. But I’m not.

SHIELDS

Grinning skulls, fool’s-capped jester faces, diamond quilting, those curving sharp what-you-may-call-em motifs: the Grim Harlequin shield has it all, really. Strap this on your off-arm, and they’ll get out of your way in the grocery store, believe me.

SHOULDER ARMOR

For your left pauldron? A grinning, grimacing jester-face with an upturned spade beard, of course. Oh, and another one on the right. Assuming symmetry is your goal. Who knows—it might be!

STAVES

I already effused about the fool’s-capped grinning skull on the mace head, doing so again about the same motif on the finial of the Grim Harlequin staff would be just rather tedious. I would prefer not to.

SWORDS

The swords should be long, curved single-edged blades—almost scimitars, really. The crossguard is another one of those clusters of curving overlapping sharp whatevers, you’ll recognize it when you see it. And there, that’s the Grim Harlequin guide, for what it’s worth, which fortunately is not up to me.

[lilambrosia-blog]

how long have you been playing your main?? I’m at 41,556 minutes 🌻 stamDK

[lilambrosia-blog]

prep for witches festival october crown showcase like 🌻🎃

[crownsoflaurels1020]

I bought a house this year, again. Not that I bought a second house, I only own one house. That is more than enough. But what I am most proud about is this new piece of furniture. That I put together all by myself ( screw you 24 page instruction booklet that capitalized and bolded the statement that two people were required to put this together, my commitment to Independence remains uncompromised). But seriously, look at all that craft. Look at that glorious organization, everything color coordinated and organized by type of craft. It's so beautiful I almost don't wanna make anything, because that would require me to remove something from its rightful place on that shelf. Gorgeous.