weird, completely random things the types would do
ESTJ: go to the store at like 1am to pick up paint because they noticed a spot that the painter missed and it’s driving them craaaaaazzzyyyy
ENTJ: at Target they see a set of perfectly aligned, industrial looking clocks that they absolutely must have because the clocks just look presidential
ESTP: eat a battery as a kid
ENTP climb up the window using a rapunzel wig just to see if the theory is actually plausible
ISTJ: spend all day learning how to correctly paint walls, then not finding the energy to actually paint walls
INTJ: design a fandom poster then think of ways they could sell them for a living
ISTP: try going one full day without cussing.........fails in 10 minutes
INTP: “i think i’ll go to bed tonight... shake things up for a change”
ESFJ: make a grilled cheese sandwich for someone, then realizes they are hungry and so they eat that grilled cheese sandwich God forgive them
ENFJ: leave their purse at the public food court, then when they go back to retrieve it, they just start engaging in conversation with the police officer
ESFP: goes on a “pretty-pen hunt” throughout their house to find all the pretty pens so they can hoard them and kill anyone who tries to steal them
ENFP: tries to cook up a mock Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich recipe but ends up giving themselves food poisoning, God rest their soul
ISFJ: makes a pot of coffee, fixes a cup of coffee, doesn’t finish that cup of coffee, leaves it somewhere in the house, repeats this process 5x a day
INFJ: “i’m going to read this book outside under that tree” *sees bee* “nope” *goes back inside*
INFP: writes incredible 30 page fanfics but is too shy to post them anywhere
ISFP: wants to be a vet or something but can’t even be in the same house as a beetle or a spider
