#modern vampire

[bansheestrikez]

me when uhh...me when...

[draculas-hoarded-townhouse]

a vampire in his slutty lil glasses, rolling up the sleeves of his slutty little button down, pressing his tongue against his slutty little fangs

[savagelymercilessforest]

Vampire boyfriend! who quietly stares at you from across the room until you notice him and hold your hand out for him

Vampire boyfriend! who acts completely normal until you stop touching him for more than ten minutes

Vampire boyfriend! who claims he “isn’t clingy” while actively following you from room to room

Vampire boyfriend! who feeds from donated blood perfectly fine but still whines because “it doesn’t taste like yours”

Vampire boyfriend! who subconsciously hums whenever he’s kissing or biting you

Vampire boyfriend! who gets irrationally irritated when you’re mad at him because he physically needs your affection to function

Vampire boyfriend! who tries guilt-tripping you after arguments by quietly reminding you that you “haven’t touched him all day”

Vampire boyfriend! who wakes up in the middle of the night just to wrap himself around you and listen to your heartbeat

Vampire boyfriend! who’s one bad day away from crashing out unless you hold his face and tell him to breathe

Vampire boyfriend! who clings & pins you down while he's balls deep inside of you

Vampire boyfriend! who steals your bra's and panties only to tell you he doesn't know what your talking about when you call him out

Vampire boyfriend! who bites and leaves marks on you whenever having sex

Vampire boyfriend! who is so loud you have to muffle him with whatever you can find

I love my soft men✌🏽🙂‍↕️

[niccoguedes]

Modern Vampire talks

[daremna]

[vamprincessss]

— being a vampire in the 2000s

[academic-vampire]

🩸🦇 Little Modern Vampire Things:

Constantly tired during the day (they often stay up late at night, or all night, due to their nocturnal nature).

Always wearing sunglasses (but not inside—don’t want to look suspicious).

Constantly asking friends if their outfits look okay/if their appearance looks good (they can’t see themselves in mirrors).

Drinking blood and saying it’s cranberry juice.

Drinking cranberry juice and saying it’s blood.

Visiting museums (finding their old belongings behind glass).

Having very long, dark eyelashes.

Going to cemeteries (for the aesthetic).

Acting surprised whenever someone says, “wow, your teeth are really sharp!”

Eating garlic bread publicly (gotta throw them off the trail!).

Wearing a lot of mysterious jewelry that is worth more than the average house.

Drinking a lot of coffee (with some blood added to sweeten it).

Wearing mostly all black (even in the middle of summer).

Staring off into the distance for hours.

Completely forgetting their birthday.

Completely forgetting their AGE.

Forgetting the year.

Having pristine hair. Usually straightened.

Often just “appears” and scares people on accident.

Star/moon gazing.

Adoring thunderstorms.

Keeping photo albums of their friends over the years, even the ones who are long gone. (Sometimes it’s hard to look through them, but the albums are their most important possessions).

Hating the awkward moment while standing on someone’s doorstep waiting to be invited in.

(Feel free to add more in the comments)

[inkblotchesart]

100 likes and I remove his shirt

I’m sick of my ocs getting no attention and I think he is too look at that pathetic fuck he needs attention