In this crack-filled storybook starring along with BTS, Stray Kids as well as other K-pop groups, you are the general manager of most of the Kpop companies and from time to time, you go to each one to check in on the groups. Wanting to dig deeper into the lives of those who help the stars get to where they are today, the companies decided to do a mockumentary style show starring you as well as others to see your close relationship with the idols... as well as love?
Mock-u-men-ta-ry {noun} A motion picture or television that takes the form of a serious documentary in order to satirize its subject
*If you've seen The Office, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, and Abbot Elementary then think of those styles of shows*
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"And over here we have the members of St-"
*cue to the camera zooming to the middle of the room where 3 of the members are playing Twister, 2 members on a blanket swing, 1 asleep in the corner and 2 members throwing shoes at each other*
*camera zooms back to your shocked face*
"... I-.... I just got here so-"
"Y/N WATCH OUT!"
*from behind, a shoe comes flying to the back of your head, hitting you and causing you to fall to the floor*
*camera goes back and forth to your body on the ground and the two members that were throwing shoes at each other*
"Can we... oh shit.... Can we cut *cough* that part out, please?"
*cuts to you in a room, wearing all black and sitting on a stool. You're holding an ice pack on the back of your head*
"Ay ay ay, that hurts," you squeeze your eyes closed as you softly touch the back of your head with your fingers. You lean back only to fall out of your seat.
*Camera cuts again moments later*
"Uhm," you fix your hair and straighten your clothes, "It's nice to meet you," you bow, "I am Y/N L/N, and I am the general manager of the K-pop industry."
"What's that you ask?" you look to the cameraman, "Well, Once a month I visit each Music company and check on each group to see how things are going. This month is JYPE, especially with a new group debuting."
"Do I like it?" you tilt your head, "Yes, I very much do! It's so fun seeing different people and different styles, but it's very stressful at the same time."
You laugh a little, "We are one big family though, no harm no foul *cue nervous chuckle* we are all very responsible."
The smile disappears for a little, "Did someone pay me to say that? NO OF COURSE NOT." you stay quiet for a little and cough, "Anyways, I hope you enjo-"
"OI WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING!?" an Aussie voice broke out, causing you to groan and shut your eyes.
"Please enjoy this documentary of this film." you bow as you get up, "And never forget, we are one big, happy and responsible family!"
*Camera cuts to the scene where you just got hit with the shoe and are on the ground. The 2 members who threw it are seen trying to run, but one member held them both back*
"Noona, are you alright?" one of the males asked as he helped you up. You nodded your head and gave her a reassuring smile.
"Yes, of course, I am," you then turn to the camera, "Let's all forget that scene, please?" you laugh nervously as you massage your aching head, "Anyways, everyone please line up so you can introduce yourself."
You then glare at the two members who were the cause of your pain and gave them a deadly glare, "You wouldn't want to get Noona mad, right Felix and Jisung?"
Saying nothing and just shaking their heads, they immediately followed the other members to the middle of the floor, to which they introduced themselves.
It went well for a while until Hyunjin started to pinch Seungmin's chubby face cheeks, causing him to stumble back and hit Changbin, you waved his arms dramatically, hitting I.N. Soon, every member started to bicker.
"OI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
You run back to the room to break up the mini fight, only to get hit in the nose by someone's elbow, making you stumble back.
*Camera zooms to you on the ground, holding your nose*
You give a nervous laugh as you still hold your nose, "what can I say? One, happy, big and responsible *groans* family." *jazz hands*
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“are you doing ok?” chan went up to you, also looking to give the camera a little wave.
you groan at him and smile, “of course i am, after all we are one-“
“one happy family yes you said that already.” seungmin rolls his eyes, “you need anything though? i feel bad.”
“you should because you did cause this nose bleed.” you point to the dry blood on your nose.
he shrugs, “it’s gone now.”
sighing, you stand up and walk closer to the camera, “so silly seungmin is,” you wipe your nose, “anyways on today’s agenda we are having the guys go on live with the fans and make slime!”
*you turn your head to the group who were just laying on the ground”
“are you guys ready?” you shout.
han jumps up and runs to your side “uhm are you sure about this slime? chan lowkey banned me.”
you raise a brow, “w-what? you’re banned?” you nervously look at the camera and chuckle, “i swear today they are just being silly.”
“no i’m serious. he said he can’t trust me.”
*you turn around and wave chan over*
“uhm chan,” you try to whisper away from the camera, “han said you banned him from making slime? why is that? you know he is over 20.”
chan nods his head, “yes, last time him and lee know made some there was slime everywhere,” he stares straight into the camera and shutters “everywhere.”
*you place your hand on the bridge of your nose and shake your head*
“well i am going to allow him to make slime, it probably wasn’t that bad as you’re making it-“
“NOONA HELP!” a voice yelled out.
*the camera moves over towards han who was near the door, glue over his hair and hands*
“I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!”
you run to him, “how the hell did this happen? i didn’t even show you guys where the glue was??”
“i was curious and wondered around and saw the live room. i thought hey why not get a head start HELP ME PLS!”
*you hesitate to touch his hair and shiver and look to chan*
“LEADER DO SOMETHING??”
chan shrugs his shoulders, “I told you.” he walks to the both of you, “see what this loser does?”
*you run your hands through his hair and there was glue all over your hands*
“cut the cameras” *cough* “ahahahaa we will be back in a second! CUE THE AD-“
*camera goes black and changes to the scene of you alone in the room*
“everything is figured out.” you laughed, taking off the dried up glue between your fingers, “the members are also now on live w the fans. so i say today was a wi-“
“OH SHIT.”
you shake your head and stand up, “oh god i don’t even want to see.”
Drew an aquatic ape on the mokumentary of mermaids the body found I always imagines that mermaids will look like this not the one we see on movies or cartoons To me I think they are pretty graceful and beautiful
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