#moonlock

[starberrymilk-vendetta]

im not crazy! you guys are for not seeing it!!☝️

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Thoughts / Incoherent tired ramblings on random ships I like

tw: #5 has NSFW

Rodeostatic - Vox x Striker

this ship needs more attention ngl, it has a lot of potential.

I feel like this could be a case of Assassin x Target or Assassin/Bodyguard x Boss :)

Theres also a lot of toxic yaoi potential because Vox is an OVERLORD and striker hates royals, but Vox had to work his way up the ladder like him. However Vox is a BITCH so yea toxic yaoi.

2. Amphiodypenseidon - Amphitrite x Odysseus x Penelope x Poseidon

We have Odyseidon, we have pearltears / amphipen, we have odypenseidon, heck we even have WetThunderThighs, but gimme my polycule. Gimme amphiodypenseidon.

3. Sealpup - Percy Jackson x Telemachus

Odyseidon but make it Telemachus. That's all I have to say. I need art of these two stat. They would be so wholesome together hk.

4. Moonlock - Fish Mooney x Harvey Bullock

i have no major notes on this one, i just wanna see more of it.

5. Guts & Gears - Bendy x Cartoon Cat

There's plenty of art on this ship, but I would LOVE more toxic yaoi or angst art. I'm talking blood, oddly kinky attempts at murdering each other, hate sex, "i hate you so much but goddamn you're cute", GIVE.

6. Fishliza - Fish Mooney x Eliza

TOXIC YURI!!!! DOOMED YURI!!!! Fish Mooney not realizing she loved Eliza until Eliza was killed in front of her??? Fish Mooney organizing the death of Falcone, not Sofia???? Like???

7. Funtime Frennard - Funtime Freddy x Ennard

^ neither are haunted and they're their own thing

Their fanon perception is "adorable" and "cute", I need more toxic homicidal yaoi of them. They would enable each other so much. The entirety of Hurricane would not be safe. 8. Lefty x Molten Freddy

^ neither are haunted, they're their own animatronics, Lefty does not have the puppet in them

i'm currently working on ship art of them. They have so much toxic yaoi potential and potential for the trope of "I hate literally everyone but you."

9. Golden Vannedy - friendship between SB! Vanessa and Golden Freddy

I have always loved the trope of "person who works for evil person gets turned to the "good" (morally ambiguous) side". Two blondes vs cooked rabbit would be hilarious

10. Baxtom - Baxter x Tom Trench

i have no reason to ship this other than "i just think it's neat :)". I have been shipping this before season 1 episode 1 of hazbin hotel came out.

11. VeroVelBar & VeroVelBarKen - Verosika x Velvette x Barbie & Verosika x Velvette x Barbie Wire x Ken

I have always been a shipper of VeroVelBar, but verovelbarken is equally as cute to me. I think VeroVelBarKenIssa could be cute as well :)

12. Stolas x Andreaphalus x Vassago

Again i just think this ship is neat :)

13. Mothzilla - mothra x godzilla

I know the monsterverse fans and old godzilla fans hate each other, but as a fan of every film (minus KOTM), there is serious enemies to lovers potential here.

14. VetConspiracy - Trapper x Bernie

^ also from the monsterverse films, i just think its neat hk.

15. Moariel - Moana x Ariel

This ship is absolute peak. One wants to explore land, the other wants to explore the ocean. Opposites attract? Check. Hair contrast? Check. Yuri? Check. 16. Rockpoolcandy - Sirenelope x Circe

I can't explain this ship. I just love it. Absolute peak. The vibes are immaculate.

17. Bloodstainedsword - Eurylochus x Antinuos

ANGST POTENTIAL ANGST POTENTIAL ANGST POTENTIAL

Quoting myself: "BloodstainedSword being the ship name of Antinous and Eurylochus makes me feel things. And they are not good things. Holy angst batman."

18. Gloinkgloop - Gloink Queen x The Fudge

I love weird ships. That's all the comments I have.

if anyone needs me imma go pass out for a few hours (/srs) and come back to see how controversial this posts gets (/silly)

[nevereverthem]

Gotham thoughts:

Jim and Penguin are basically the new Harvey and Fish.

A cop.

A mob boss.

An ambiguous relationship.

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[trophywifejimgordon]

what your favorite gotham ship says about you

(obviously done in the style of Eldena Doubleca5t’s “what your favorite ___ ship says about you” videos over on yewchoob)

gobblepot (jim gordon/oswald cobblepot): your ideal relationship dynamic is batman/catwoman, but you don't think the ACTUAL batman and catwoman on this show fight one another Enough

nygmobblepot (ed nygma/oswald cobblepot): you don't understand how anyone could watch this show for jim gordon. gotham is about the villains! 

jimlee (jim gordon/leslie thompkins): either you think it's cute that ben and morena are married in real life, or you are the most vanilla bitch on the planet. either way, you are heterosexual.

kringma (kristen kringle/ed nygma): you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the Dogged Nice Guy trope

gordlock (jim gordon/harvey bullock): you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of buddy cop comedies

gordorrance (jim gordon/eduardo dorrance): you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the military industrial complex.

nygmakins (ed nygma/leslie thompkins): you are a firm believer in Men! Getting! Pegged!

moonlock (fish mooney/harvey bullock): you either have a debilitating addiction to milfs, or a debilitating addiction to Scruffy Men Trying Their Best.

fishliza (fish mooney/liza): you definitely have a debilitating addiction to milfs, and you are also a lesbian.

fishpenguin (fish mooney/oswald cobblepot): your addiction to milfs got so bad that it outweighed your interest in acknowledging oswald’s canonical sexuality. also, you’re into femdom.

falcobblepot (sofia falcone/oswald cobblepot): same joke as fishpenguin, but your interest in milfs is outweighed by your interest in selfcest.

moonzean (fish mooney/butch gilzean): your ideal relationship dynamic is yzma and kronk 

keantoya (barbara kean/renee montoya): you're always a slut for characters written out of the show in season one

jimvale (jim gordon/valerie vale): you just want good things for valerie--and really, who wouldn't?

gordworth (jim gordon/alfred pennyworth): i can't say for sure you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures.

edsabella (ed nygma/isabella): you just want good things for ed--and really... why?

jeromewald (jerome valeska/oswald cobblepot): your interaction with fandom consists solely of reading and writing hurt/no comfort fics.

riddlergordon (ed nygma/jim gordon): you think gotham peaked when ed gave jim a long goodbye hug in 1x10

babitha (barbara kean/tabitha galavan): you have yet to forgive gotham writers for not letting barbara and tabitha kiss at the end of 4x19.

galzean (butch gilzean/tabitha galavan): you are heterosexual.

baby batcat (bruce wayne/selina kyle): you don't know why anyone would mess around with a mutually toxic hatefuck relationship when there's a perfectly good childhood friends to lovers dynamic right there

baby batjokes (bruce wayne/either valeska brother): you don't know why anyone would care about a childhood friends to lovers dynamic when there's a perfectly good mutually toxic hatefuck relationship to mess around with

valeyne (jerome valeska/bruce wayne): you are still chasing the high you felt watching the dark knight for the first time in 2008

wayleska (jeremiah valeska/bruce wayne): your ideal high school romance is nerd/goth

foxma (lucius fox/ed nygma): your ideal highschool romance is nerd/nerd

jimbabs (jim gordon/barbara kean): your ideal high school romance is prep/prep. also, you’re still upset about the way season 5 handled the pregnancy arc.

thompkean (leslie thompkins/barbara kean): your ideal relationship dynamic is that series of stock images where the guy is caught looking at another girl while he's with his girlfriend but things progress until the two girls end up getting married to each other instead.

falcordon (sofia falcone/jim gordon): this is just the same joke as gobblepot, but you are also heterosexual.

freezewald (victor fries/oswald cobblepot): you just want good things for oswald--and really, who wouldn't?

zsaszlepot (victor zsasz/oswald cobblepot): you actually like most if not all of the oswald ships on this list, but zsasz happens to be your favorite spoke on the fandom bicycle. 

hattercrow (jervis tetch/jonathan crane): you don't understand what everyone’s complaining about--honestly, gotham peaked in season four. (also the obligatory FBI OPEN UP clip because jonathan is A Child) 

scarebat (jonathan crane/bruce wayne): your interest in bruce wayne's existing relationships is outweighed by your interest in Edgy Boys

eccomiah (jeremiah valeska/ecco): you really just want to date jeremiah, but you have too much self-respect to write canon character/[Y/N] fic.

alvarzsasz (carlos alvarez/victor zsasz): you're a sucker for characters who are in Desperate Need Of More Screentime

ivycat (ivy pepper/selina kyle): your ideal relationship dynamic is girls being friends... gals being pals.

eccoivy (ecco/ivy pepper): you are a lesbian who came to gotham after reading batman comics. you are also stronger than any us marine, and quite possibly in the wrong fandom.

[comicwaren]

From New Mutants: Dead Souls #006, “Something Must Break”

Art by Adam Gorham and Michael Garland

Written by Matthew Rosenberg

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[starberrymilk-vendetta]

more moonlock brain worms

[trophywifejimgordon]

in s1e1 jim saves oswald (who becomes his mob contact) on the docks and tells him never to come back to gotham. in s1e13, harvey saves fish (his mob contact) on the docks and tells her never to come back to gotham. at least one of these was played as a romantic scene. makes you think.