#nanickie

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Steve and Robin walked into WSQK.

Nancy: Where have you guys been?

Robin: Oh, we got kidnapped again.

Jonathan: What?!

Vickie: Again?!

Nancy: How did you escape?

Robin: Oh, we didn't. We annoyed them so much, they let us go.

Steve: I don't know why they were so freaked out when I asked if we got to stay there rent-free.

Nancy: How many times does this happen?!

Steve and Robin: Ugh, too many.

Steve: I don't know why everyone is so obsessed with us.

Robin: You think one day someone's going to keep us?

Vickie and Nancy: Robin!

Steve: *crossing his fingers* Here's hoping.

Jonathan: I don't like how calm you're being about this.

Steve: Yeah, that's what the kidnappers always say.

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Robin going Hawkins Memorial Hospital to find both her girlfriends wearing her favourite outfit (she’s definitely internally freaking out just a teeeeeeenie bit)

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Imagine Robin hearing biphobia in a gay bar and getting absolutely pissed. Robin, whose friends are mostly bi, Robin, whose two girlfriends are bi. Robin, of course, tries to start a fight, but Nancy and Vickie drag her away because, as sweet as it is, they don't want to cause trouble. However, the biphobic piece of shit had to say something, and they release Robin, letting her get one punch in before running out of the bar, laughing. After that, Robin gets a shirt made: I love bisexuals. You should see my collection.

Robin is a bisexual loving lesbian and she won't stand for biphobia.

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STRANGER THINGS S5 SPOILERS

I love Max and her three Moms. ❤️

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Steve was leaning against a wall, his most seductive look on his face.

Steve: You ever been with a man who's fought a giant spider and been to another world?

Jonathan: *amused* Yeah, I have and so have you.

Steve: *blinking in surprise* Shit, seriously? Who?

Jonathan: *struggling not to laugh* Me, Steve, you're with me. We're married.

Steve: Oh. Damn. Is this what it feels like to win the lottery?

Jonathan: How much did you and Robin drink?

Steve: What's it to ya, handsome?. . .are you single?

Jonathan: *laughing* No, I have a husband.

Steve: Goddamnit. Lucky bastard.

Jonathan: Let's get you to bed.

Steve: No! I'm married! I have a husband and he'll kick your ass!

Steve slapped his hands away and fell to the floor. Jonathan sighed, wondering if Nancy and Vickie were having a better time with Robin.

Meanwhile. . .

Robin: You babes ever been with a babe who's been to another world and fought a giant spider before?

Vickie: *laughing* Robin, we're married.

Robin: Damn, the good ones always are.

Nancy: Let's get you to bed.

Robin: No! My wives will kick your ass. . .well, Vickie would apologize while doing it but she'll still do it!

Nancy and Vickie shared a laugh, knowing Jonathan was dealing with the same thing.

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You know what would have been great with adding Vickie to the rooftop. . . Maybe she was late because of work and traffic and she was only able to make it to the Squawk after party. She's scrambling onto the roof and she's apologizing like crazy:

" - Traffic was so crazy and so was work. I can't believe I missed it. I finally made it to the party, though. I'm finally here even though it's totally last-minute. Hi!"

"Don't worry, babe," Robin said. "Jonathan got it on tape."

"I guess you took the long road to get here," Nancy said with a teasing grin at Vickie.

"No, I took the right road, it's just there was an - oh, you're messing with me," Vickie said.

"Yeah, babe," Nancy said grinning at Robin, who playfully glared at her. "I am totally messing with you, Vick. I'm glad you finally made it."

"Me too," Vickie beamed.

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Vickie: I think we should make room in our relationship for another person.

Robin: Oh my god.

Vickie: I know what your feelings on the subject are. You've actually been pretty obvious about it. . .I don't blame you because I'm starting to feel something, too.

Robin: ohmygodohmygod. . .are you trying to tell me that you're pregnant?

Vickie: *slowly* Babe. Think about it.

Robin: *whispers* I did the impossible.

Vickie: I'm not pregnant, Robin! We're two women!

Robin: Okay, so you want to make room in our relationship. . .you want us to adopt Max as our daughter? Because I have been thinking about that, too.

Vickie: No, that's not - although, it's not the worst idea - No! That's not what I'm saying! I'm saying we should ask Nancy out!

Robin: Oh! Why didn't you just say that?

Vickie: I got nervous!

Robin: Oh, look! Here she is now. Do you want to do it or should we do it together?

Vickie: *whispering* She's holding a gun. I'm both scared and aroused.

Robin: Yeah, that will happen. Let's do it. What's the worst that can happen?

Vickie: She could shoot us!

Robin: Worth it to be shot by Nancy.

Vickie: Now, I'm really turned on. Are we freaks?

Robin: Oh, yeah.

Nancy: I can hear you through the glass.

Robin: Huh. This glass isn't soundproof.

Smirking, Nancy cocked her gun.

Vickie: Oh, fuck.

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Robin: *rolls the sleeves of her button-up shirt to her elbows*

Nancy and Vickie: 🤤

Steve: Robin, you have done that a bazillion times. Is there something wrong with the shirt I got you?

Vickie: We say this with friendly and very deep affection, Steve, but -

Nancy: Please, move the fuck out of the way.